# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/181 "2019-06-15T17:54:23Z")
True and True I have worked in the adult entertainment industry and you have not. I have never asked anyone for an autograph and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/182 "2019-06-15T18:04:23Z")
True and true. I have a photo of myself, age 5, riding a horse, and you do not. I have never seen a bull fight and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/183 "2019-06-15T22:00:24Z")
true and true (YouTube counts, right?) I have seen the bathroom set where the shower scene from \*Psycho \*was filmed and you have not. I have not shaved my head and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/184 "2019-06-16T01:30:34Z")
True and true. I have climbed live volcanoes and you have not. I have never been to Greece and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/185 "2019-06-16T01:34:21Z")
True and false. I have a grandson and you do not. I have never finished _War and Peace_ and you have. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/186 "2019-06-16T04:01:42Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > I have a grandson and you do not. > > I have never finished _War and Peace_ and you have. True and true I have baked an apple walnut bundt cake and you have not. I have never had an older brother and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/187 "2019-06-16T04:35:42Z")
True and false. I am looking forward to _Westworld_ S3 and you are not. I have not been to Boise, Idaho and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/188 "2019-06-16T11:25:35Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > True and false. > > I am looking forward to _Westworld_ S3 and you are not. > I have not been to Boise, Idaho and you have. True and false. I have been to an airport within the past week and you have not. I have never been inside an ambulance as a patient and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/189 "2019-06-16T15:47:16Z")
True and true. I have starred in a high school play and you have not. I have never flown first class and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/190 "2019-06-16T15:49:42Z")
False (_Charley’s Aunt_, as it happens) and false. I have seen all the Marvel Comics movies and you have not. I have never read _Moby-Dick_ and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/191 "2019-06-16T15:59:02Z")
True and true. I have won at the SDMB Botticelli game and you have not. I have never seen a meteor shower and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/192 "2019-06-17T00:52:29Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > True and true. > > I have won at the SDMB Botticelli game and you have not. > > I have never seen a meteor shower and you have. True and true. I have taken a shop class in high school and you have not. I have never walked out of a movie and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/193 "2019-06-17T01:24:14Z")
False and true. I was always the “teacher’s pet” in math class, and you were not. I have never been to Las Vegas and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/194 "2019-06-17T12:17:04Z")
true and false (I think the only way my math teachers thought of me as a pet was the animal part) I saw an animatronic viking taking a dump and you have not. I’ve never worn the undergarments of the opposite sex and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/195 "2019-06-17T12:42:24Z")
True (my god, that one DEMANDS some explanation) and false. I have been to both Disneyland and Disneyworld and you have not. I have never owned a smartphone until the last 60 days and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/196 "2019-06-17T15:02:09Z")
True and true. I have been married for over 40 years and you have not. I have not been married more than once and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/197 "2019-06-17T15:14:36Z")
True and false I have read James Joyce’s Ulysses and you have not I have not seen Top Gun and you have ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/198 "2019-06-17T16:00:43Z")
True and false. I was an editor of my college yearbook and you were not. I never drove until I was 30 and you did. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/199 "2019-06-17T16:16:27Z")
True and true. I regularly submit captions for _The New Yorker_’s online cartoon-caption contest, and you do not. I didn’t watch Fox News in the past week, and you did. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/200 "2019-06-17T23:07:02Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I regularly submit captions for _The New Yorker_’s online cartoon-caption contest, and you do not. > > I didn’t watch Fox News in the past week, and you did. False and true. I have a radio from the 1940s and you do not. I have never eaten at Sonic and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=11)