# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/201 "2019-06-18T04:20:58Z")
True and true! I am on jury duty this week, and you are not. I have never been on jury duty before, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/202 "2019-06-18T05:23:37Z")
true and false I have attended 12 different schools and you have not. I have never seen _Forrest Gump_, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/203 "2019-06-18T07:51:36Z")
False and true. My father’s mother was married to my mother’s father, and yours was not. I have never skied in North America and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/204 "2019-06-18T13:39:21Z")
True and true (if you count cross country skiing) I’ve read all the works of Shakespeare and you have not. I knew nothing about my father’s true past, but you have (about your own father). ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/205 "2019-06-18T14:40:17Z")
True and true I can play “Yesterday” on the guitar and you cannot. I have never baked a pie and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/206 "2019-06-18T17:00:26Z")
False and true. I remember the Great Thanksgiving Blizzard of 1950 and you don’t. I have not worn dress shoes in over 8 years and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/207 "2019-06-18T19:26:47Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > True (my god, that one DEMANDS some explanation) and false. During a UK trip, my pals and I stopped in York, which was formerly a Viking settlement called Jorvik. They had a tourist attraction where participants got to ride in buggies that went through a viking village, with animatronic vikings reenacting their daily lives. We passed by an outhouse that had a viking squatting and making “unnnggh unnngh” sounds. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/208 "2019-06-18T19:31:04Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False and true. > > I remember the Great Thanksgiving Blizzard of 1950 and you don’t. > > I have not worn dress shoes in over 8 years and you have. true and true (at weddings and funerals) I made a 3D model of Keanu Reeves and you have not. I haven’t seen any of the John Wick movies and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/209 "2019-06-18T20:36:00Z")
True and false. I have been to the UK, and you have not. Before I read this thread, I had never thought of Vikings pooping, and you had. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/210 "2019-06-18T20:47:26Z")
False and false I have been to Cambodia’s killing fields and you have not I have never skinny-dipped and you have ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/211 "2019-06-18T20:52:14Z")
True and true I have participated in a 3-some and you have not I have never been admitted to a hospital and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/212 "2019-06-18T21:29:03Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > True and true > > I have participated in a 3-some and you have not > > I have never been admitted to a hospital and you have. True and true. I have won the grand prize in a photography contest and you have not. I have never gone ice fishing and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/213 "2019-06-18T23:13:24Z")
True and false. I have made a shoe-box peep show of Polyphemus the Cyclops and you haven’t. I have never attended a professional football game and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/214 "2019-06-19T03:03:52Z")
True and false I have looked at the Orion Nebula through a telescope and you haven’t. I have never owned a basketball and you have. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/215 "2019-06-19T05:07:45Z")
True and true. I have had skin cancer and you have not. I have not played a game of soccer and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/216 "2019-06-19T07:19:42Z")
True and false. I have lived at a YMCA and you have not. I do not know how to tie a bow tie and you do. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_M.Washington](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_m.washington/32/152_2.png) [@Gary\_M.Washington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_M.Washington)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/217 "2019-06-19T08:26:39Z")
True and True I have never drunk vodka but you have. I have graduated from school but you have not. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/218 "2019-06-19T10:09:07Z")
False and false. I have ripped over 2,000 CDs and you have not. I have never played poker and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/219 "2019-06-19T14:15:54Z")
True and true. I have been in Cleveland, Ohio and you have not. I don’t care for poker and you do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/220 "2019-06-19T18:05:59Z")
False and false. I own a two-dollar bill and you do not. I have never been to an Easter church service and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=12)