# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/261 "2019-06-24T13:18:44Z")
False and false. I know a surgeon, and you do not. I have not caught a sturgeon, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/262 "2019-06-24T17:46:05Z")
False and true. I have a degree in library science and you do not. I have not mastered any martial arts and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/263 "2019-06-25T00:12:19Z")
True and false. I own a tuxedo and you do not. I have not worn a tie in over 8 years and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/264 "2019-06-25T04:27:06Z")
True and true. I have admired a beautiful woman while she wore a tuxedo, and you have not. I have not worn a tuxedo in more than a decade, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/265 "2019-06-25T09:28:55Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > True and true. > > I have admired a beautiful woman while she wore a tuxedo, and you have not. > > I have not worn a tuxedo in more than a decade, and you have. True and false. I have been to both Alaska and Australia and you have not. I have never taken a bus to school and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/266 "2019-06-25T11:17:39Z")
True and true. I’m a memeber of the Mile High Club and you are not. I have never piloted an airplane and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/267 "2019-06-25T14:08:44Z")
True and false. I know a pilot, and you don’t. I never flew on the Concorde, and you did. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/268 "2019-06-25T21:19:43Z")
True and false (but my aunt did). I have walked through Antelope Canyon and you have not. I have never stopped liking a song and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/269 "2019-06-26T13:01:11Z")
True and true. I have referred to myself as a ‘nerd’ and you have not. I have never ‘had my 15 minutes of fame’ and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/270 "2019-06-26T19:32:18Z")
False and true. I have had quadruple bypass surgery and you have not. I have never re-gifted anything, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/271 "2019-06-26T19:38:21Z")
True and true I have caught a snake by hand and you have not. I have never slept overnight on a boat and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/272 "2019-06-27T01:33:45Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > True and true > > I have caught a snake by hand and you have not. > > I have never slept overnight on a boat and you have. False and false. I have seen the Beach Boys in concert and you have not. I have never driven a golf cart and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/273 "2019-06-27T04:01:34Z")
False and false. I have climbed to the top of St. Peter’s dome, and you have not. I have never seen the Egyptian Pyramids and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/274 "2019-06-28T14:44:34Z")
True and false. I have earned a living umpiring softball and you have not. I have never played on a softball league and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/275 "2019-06-28T17:34:55Z")
True and false I have made gluten-free, dairy-free mac and cheese and you have not. I have never used a Keurig and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/276 "2019-06-28T17:52:53Z")
True and true. I watched a bit of both Dem debates this week, and you did not. I haven’t decided yet who I’ll be supporting for President next year, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/277 "2019-06-28T18:28:06Z")
True and false. I watched the Wizard of Oz every year on network television around Halloween and you did not. I have never watched Mystery Science theater 3000 and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/278 "2019-06-28T18:46:35Z")
True and false. I have swum in the Colorado River (COLD!) and you have not. I have never visited the Taj Mahal and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/279 "2019-06-28T19:14:02Z")
True and true I have eaten rabbit and you have not. I have never changed a car’s oil and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/280 "2019-06-28T19:42:45Z")
False and false. I’ll be going to a parade tomorrow, and you will not. I didn’t have pizza for dinner yesterday, and you did. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=15)