# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/281 "2019-06-28T20:37:07Z")
True and false. I have rowed a boat, and you have not. I haven’t paddled a canoe, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/282 "2019-06-28T21:49:35Z")
False and false. I have dogs, cats and birds buried in my back yard and you do not. I don’t have a sister and you do. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/283 "2019-06-28T22:43:23Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False and false. > > I have dogs, cats and birds buried in my back yard and you do not. > > I don’t have a sister and you do. True and true. I have started a Straight Dope thread that had received more than 10,000 replies and you have not. I have never had a crush on a teacher and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/284 "2019-06-29T02:49:31Z")
True (looks like 7,593 replies is my personal best) and true (my fifth-grade math teacher, whose name I don’t now recall, but she was _hawt_). I have posted more than 100 times in a SDMB thread, and you have not. I do not have any coins in my pockets right now, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/285 "2019-06-29T03:08:31Z")
False and false. I have planted a tree and you have not. I have never chopped down a tree and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/286 "2019-06-29T11:37:39Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I have planted a tree and you have not. > > I have never chopped down a tree and you have. False and true. I have ridden a carousel this year and you have not. I have never been stung by a bee in the first 5 decades of my life and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/287 "2019-06-29T17:28:15Z")
True and true. I have volunteered on a suicide hotline and you have not. I have never worn a professional uniform and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/288 "2019-07-01T01:53:58Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and true. > > I have volunteered on a suicide hotline and you have not. > > I have never worn a professional uniform and you have. True and true. I have to take prescription eye drops daily and you do not. I have never ridden a horse and you have (guided pony rides do not count) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/289 "2019-07-01T03:28:16Z")
True and true. I have administered chemo to cats and you have not. I have never slept in a tent, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/290 "2019-07-01T04:07:27Z")
True and true. I was active in the Boy Scouts, and you were not. I know no transgender person, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/291 "2019-07-01T06:50:09Z")
Partly true and true Partly true: Being female, I was never a Boy Scout, but when my son was one I did my share in some of the activities I have been on TV more than once and you have not I have never seen _Breaking Bad_ and you have ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/292 "2019-07-01T09:55:22Z")
> [@gkster](#): > > Partly true and true > Partly true: Being female, I was never a Boy Scout, but when my son was one I did my share in some of the activities > > I have been on TV more than once and you have not > > I have never seen _Breaking Bad_ and you have Not sure and true (I was in a commercial that aired repeatedly, not sure if that counts) I have had the same auto insurance carrier for more than 40 years and you have not. I have never read a Harry Potter book and you have. mmm ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/293 "2019-07-01T10:20:14Z")
True and false. My in-laws are Muslim and yours are not. I haven’t been to a live rock concert in 49 years and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/294 "2019-07-01T13:33:15Z")
True and true. I’ve been outside in a hurricane and you haven’t. I’ve never been to a segregated school and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/295 "2019-07-01T18:56:59Z")
False and true. I have climbed active volcanoes and you have not. I no longer have an appendix and you do. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/296 "2019-07-01T19:54:54Z")
True and true. I have been electrocuted and you have not. I have never had cable television and you have. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/297 "2019-07-01T19:57:35Z")
True and true. I have been through the Suez Canal five times and you have not. I have never set foot in Africa and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/298 "2019-07-02T00:47:14Z")
> [@SCAdian](#): > > True and true. > > I have been through the Suez Canal five times and you have not. > > I have never set foot in Africa and you have. True and false. I have made homemade pierogi and you have not. I have never worked in a restaurant and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/299 "2019-07-02T01:53:18Z")
False (if kreplach count) and true. I have made blueprints and you have not. I have never performed in a marching band and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/300 "2019-07-02T04:23:23Z")
False and false. I have seen _Hamilton_ live and you have not. I have never been to Guam and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=16)