# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/301 "2019-07-02T09:50:29Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > False and false. > > I have seen _Hamilton_ live and you have not. > > I have never been to Guam and you have. False and false. I have kept every vinyl LP I’ve ever owned and you have not. I have never punched someone or have been punched in the face and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/302 "2019-07-02T10:45:37Z")
False and true. I still own some “78” records and you don’t. I have never driven on the Autobahn and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/303 "2019-07-02T14:53:17Z")
True and false I have called an ambulance for myself and you have not. I have never seen a whale in person and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/304 "2019-07-02T16:56:54Z")
True and true. I have seen every Marvel Comics Universe movie, and you have not. I have not seen a single episode of _Breaking Bad_, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/305 "2019-07-02T17:04:23Z")
True and false. I have imitated Marvin the Martian, Droopy, Goofy, Mickey Mouse, Apu, and Grandpa Simpson convincingly and you have not. I have never seen \*Gone With the Wind \*in its entirety and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/306 "2019-07-02T17:37:25Z")
True and true I have taken a marathon walk through five towns, and you have not. I have never been on a motorcycle and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/307 "2019-07-03T01:20:14Z")
True and true. I have visited 25 towns in Southern France, and you have not. I have never killed an animal larger than a goldfish, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/308 "2019-07-03T04:05:45Z")
True and true, both to my regret. I have eaten peanut butter today, and you have not. I have not petted a cat today, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/309 "2019-07-03T09:13:36Z")
False and true, at the same time. I have built snow men (or women) and you have not. I have never changed a diaper and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/310 "2019-07-03T09:36:54Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False and true, at the same time. > > I have built snow men (or women) and you have not. > > I have never changed a diaper and you have. False and true. I have been to Iowa and you have not. I have never owned a train set and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/311 "2019-07-03T10:12:19Z")
True and true. I have been to every Pride parade (or march) since 1971, and you have not. I have not eaten spinach in the past week and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/312 "2019-07-03T10:40:00Z")
True and true. I have eaten seafood every day this week and you have not. I have not bought any fireworks for the 4th and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/313 "2019-07-03T12:36:04Z")
True and false. I have grilled dinner this week and you have not. I have never grilled corn on the cob and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/314 "2019-07-03T13:47:44Z")
True and false. I have seen fireworks in the past two weeks, and you have not. I will not be marching in a parade tomorrow, and you will. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/315 "2019-07-04T00:03:41Z")
True and false. I have been north of the Arctic Circle and you have not. I have never been south of the Equator and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/316 "2019-07-04T01:22:50Z")
> [@SCAdian](#): > > True and false. > > I have been north of the Arctic Circle and you have not. > > I have never been south of the Equator and you have. True and true. I have ridden a bike more than 50 miles without stopping and you have not. I have never played craps in a casino and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/317 "2019-07-04T05:26:34Z")
True and false. I find casinos depressing, and you do not. I don’t enjoy poker, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/318 "2019-07-04T05:41:25Z")
True and true. I have played elephant polo, and you have not. I have never been to Maine, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/319 "2019-07-04T09:37:04Z")
True and false. I have eaten squid today and you have not. I have never been further east than Vienna, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/320 "2019-07-04T10:36:29Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > I have eaten squid today and you have not. > > I have never been further east than Vienna, and you have. True and depends (is Australia east of Vienna?) I have a cup of coffee within arm’s reach right now and you do not. I have never lived in an apartment and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=17)