# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/321 "2019-07-04T10:51:55Z")
False and true. I’m working today at home and you’re not. I have never roller skated and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/322 "2019-07-04T19:37:34Z")
True and true. I am celebrating Independence Day today, and you are not. I have never been to Antarctica, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/323 "2019-07-04T23:48:21Z")
Sort of false (it’s certainly the 4th here, but I’m celebrating it mostly by staying out of the traffic), and false. I have never bought or made mac and cheese, and you have. I have eaten a chopped liver sandwich for breakfast (and enjoyed it), and you have not. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/324 "2019-07-04T23:52:13Z")
True and true. I have flown around Mount Everest, and you have not. I have never had to jump out a bedroom window when a husband came home unexpectedly, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/325 "2019-07-05T01:08:16Z")
I have never been able to get Krazy Glue, Gorilla Glue, etc to actually glue two things together. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/326 "2019-07-05T03:46:09Z")
> [@K364](#): > > I have never been able to get Krazy Glue, Gorilla Glue, etc to actually glue two things together. Um, review the rules of the game in the OP maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/327 "2019-07-05T11:11:44Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > True and true. > > I have flown around Mount Everest, and you have not. > > I have never had to jump out a bedroom window when a husband came home unexpectedly, but you have. True and false. I have seen Mt. Denali and you have not. I have never owned a non-kiddie swimming pool and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/328 "2019-07-05T13:43:33Z")
True and false. I sing bass and you do not. I have never eaten soup with chopsticks and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/329 "2019-07-05T15:00:19Z")
True and false. I have won a prize in a raffle and you have not. I have never won a lottery, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/330 "2019-07-05T15:46:11Z")
False and true. I will be traveling out of town this weekend, and you will not. I don’t have a poker chip in my pocket, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/331 "2019-07-05T18:41:02Z")
True and false. I just mailed a package to Hong Kong and you didn’t. I’m not wearing anything on my feet and you are. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/332 "2019-07-05T19:34:00Z")
True and true. I grilled filet mignon steaks yesterday and you did not. I have never liked licorice candy and you do. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/333 "2019-07-06T00:40:17Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > True and true. > > I grilled filet mignon steaks yesterday and you did not. > > I have never liked licorice candy and you do. True (although I did just grill a ribeye a couple of hours ago) and false. I have renewed my passport within the past 12 months and you have not. I have never attended a major league baseball game west of the Mississippi and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/334 "2019-07-06T03:58:44Z")
True and false. I will be visiting American historic sites this weekend, and you will not. I have never read a book by Herman Melville, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/335 "2019-07-06T04:16:13Z")
True and true. (I have read _Moby-Dick_, which _is_ a novel and not a venereal disease.) I have picked coffee in Nicaragua, and you have not. I have never fired a gun, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/336 "2019-07-06T09:24:02Z")
True and false. I have sung on stage in San Jose (and I know the way there) and you have not. I have never finished reading anything by Hemingway and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/337 "2019-07-06T15:52:43Z")
True and true I have confronted anti-abortion picketers, and you have not. I have never owned a pet fish and you have ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/338 "2019-07-06T20:14:24Z")
False and true. I have fed goldfish to a pet turtle and you have not. I have never been in a labor dispute and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/339 "2019-07-07T01:43:58Z")
True and true (a pretty minor controversy when I was in a small union local). I know a Teamster, and you do not. I have not been in a union in more than 20 years, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/340 "2019-07-07T04:19:37Z")
False and false. I know a pastry chef, and you do not. I have not had an employer in 25 years, and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=18)