# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/341 "2019-07-07T13:37:37Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False and false. > > I know a pastry chef, and you do not. > > I have not had an employer in 25 years, and you have. True and true. I have a C-Pap machine and you do not. I have never eaten at Sonic and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/342 "2019-07-07T20:28:34Z")
True and true. I have been to France but not to Paris, and you have. I have never been to Nice and the isle of Greece while I sipped champagne on a yacht, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/343 "2019-07-07T21:54:56Z")
True and false. 1. I have been in the Rolls Royce showroom in Monaco, and you have not. 2. I have never paid a woman for sex, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/344 "2019-07-08T01:12:49Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > 1. I have been in the Rolls Royce showroom in Monaco, and you have not. > > 2. I have never paid a woman for sex, and you have. True and false. I swam in a lake this weekend and you did not. I have never attempted to ride a unicycle and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/345 "2019-07-08T04:10:10Z")
False and true. I was in Philadelphia this weekend, and you were not. I have never been to Boise, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/346 "2019-07-08T05:36:04Z")
True and false. I have been in the crown of the Statue of Liberty and you have not. I have never seen Da Vinci’s “Last Supper” and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/347 "2019-07-08T13:33:41Z")
True and false. I have seen the ‘American Gothic’ painting in person and you have not. I have never been to Mexico and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/348 "2019-07-08T13:49:32Z")
True and false. I have been to Frank Lloyd Wright’s “Fallingwater” and you have not. I have never driven across the U.S. and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/349 "2019-07-08T22:33:50Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > I have been to Frank Lloyd Wright’s “Fallingwater” and you have not. > > I have never driven across the U.S. and you have. Wow, a rare Double False. I have received a package from Amazon today and you have not. I have never broken a bone below my waist and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/350 "2019-07-09T02:53:52Z")
False and true. I have painted a self-portrait in oils, and you have not. I didn’t leave the house at all today, and you did. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/351 "2019-07-09T13:46:43Z")
True and true. I’m charging my cell phone as I type this, and you are not. I have not eaten any solid food today, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/352 "2019-07-09T14:30:03Z")
True and true. I have been treated to a colonoscopy in the last six months and you have not. I have never intentionally kicked anyone in the groin and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/353 "2019-07-10T00:03:42Z")
True and false. I have complained to a local radio station and you have not. I have never put snow tires on my car and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/354 "2019-07-11T00:36:51Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > I have complained to a local radio station and you have not. > > I have never put snow tires on my car and you have. True and false. I have attended a work meeting today and you have not. I have never seen the Baby Shark video and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/355 "2019-07-11T01:16:30Z")
True and false. I have seen an alligator to day and you have not. I have never eaten hummus and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/356 "2019-07-11T01:18:33Z")
True and true! I like listening to audiobooks, and you do not. I have not read all of Patrick O’Brian’s Aubrey-Maturin books, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/357 "2019-07-11T07:25:57Z")
False and false. I have found a tombstone from the early 1800s in my back yard and you have not. I have never flown Business Class and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/358 "2019-07-11T12:25:52Z")
True and false. I have dissected a sea cucumber and you have not I have never eaten Cream of Wheat and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/359 "2019-07-11T12:36:24Z")
False (unless eating them counts) and true. I have walked across the Brooklyn Bridge and you have not. I have never done underwater photography and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/360 "2019-07-12T12:04:58Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False (unless eating them counts) and true. > > I have walked across the Brooklyn Bridge and you have not. > > I have never done underwater photography and you have. True and false. I own two digital SLR cameras and you do not. I have never owned a pet bird and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=19)