# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/361 "2019-07-12T13:50:59Z")
False and false. I have shopped at Jewel and you have not. I have never shopped at IKEA and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/362 "2019-07-12T15:12:11Z")
False (but it’s been 30 years) and true. I have lost a parent and you have not. I have never been admitted to a hospital, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/363 "2019-07-12T16:20:02Z")
False and true(forty years ago). I have attended more than twenty funerals and you have not. I have never been outside the U.S. and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/364 "2019-07-12T17:27:51Z")
True and false. I have won a schoolwide spelling bee and you have not. I have never competed in any amateur sport, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/365 "2019-07-12T19:50:12Z")
False and false. I had been to the top of the World Trade Center, but you had not. I have never been to a Japanese tea ceremony, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/366 "2019-07-13T03:28:38Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False and false. > > I had been to the top of the World Trade Center, but you had not. > > I have never been to a Japanese tea ceremony, but you have. True and true (Empire State Building, yes, WTC, no) I have danced in public within the past 6 months and you have not. I have never had an MRI and you have. mmm ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/367 "2019-07-13T08:27:39Z")
True and true. I have used a wheelchair and you have not. I have never been in a fire and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/368 "2019-07-13T13:40:48Z")
True and true I regularly take the bus and you do not. I’ve never driven a car and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/369 "2019-07-13T17:28:18Z")
True and true. I know how to diagram sentences and you don’t. I have never changed the oil in my car and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/370 "2019-07-13T18:00:27Z")
False and true. I have seen a bald eagle in the wild and you haven’t. I have never been out of North America and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/371 "2019-07-13T19:06:31Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > False and true. > > I have seen a bald eagle in the wild and you haven’t. > > I have never been out of North America and you have. False and true. I have run through a sprinkler this summer and you have not. I have never had a migraine and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/372 "2019-07-14T11:50:43Z")
False and true. I have climbed to the top of London’s St. Paul’s Cathedral’s dome, and you have not. I don’t have living parents, but you do. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/373 "2019-07-14T13:07:02Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False and true. > > I have climbed to the top of London’s St. Paul’s Cathedral’s dome, and you have not. > > I don’t have living parents, but you do. True and false. I own an Instant Pot and you do not. I have never left a note on a stranger’s windshield and you have. mmm ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/374 "2019-07-14T18:07:39Z")
True and false. I have sung “Feeling Groovy” while driving across the 59th Street Bridge, and you have not. I have never been to Toronto and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/375 "2019-07-14T21:26:41Z")
True and false. I have seen Cats performed on stage, and you have not. I have not seen Hamilton performed on stage, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2019, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/376 "2019-07-14T21:51:42Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > True and false. > > I have seen Cats performed on stage, and you have not. > > I have not seen Hamilton performed on stage, and you have. True (although I have tickets to a Cats performance in September) and true. I have eaten a burger this weekend and you have not. I have never had a male teacher prior to 7th grade and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/377 "2019-07-15T03:01:59Z")
False (it was a salmon burger) and true. I have had sex in the woods and you have not. I have not eaten a marshmallow in the past 30 years, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/378 "2019-07-15T12:59:57Z")
True and true. I have grilled pizza outdoors and you have not. I have never caught a fish with a hook and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/379 "2019-07-15T14:57:50Z")
True (but I’m willing to give it a try) and true. I have peed outside this this year and you have not. I have never never had anything I’ve written published, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/380 "2019-07-15T19:25:39Z")
True and true. I remember when new cars had fins and you don’t. I have never been to Germany and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=20)