# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/21 "2019-06-02T06:38:12Z")
True and true. I have helped moved a piano from one house to another but you have not. I have not taken a foreign language class but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/22 "2019-06-02T07:05:50Z")
False and true. I have voted in a Spring election before I was 20 years old but you have not. I have not used a credit card but you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/23 "2019-06-02T10:09:54Z")
True and true. I have swum naked in high school swim class, but you have not. I have never studied biology, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/24 "2019-06-02T12:15:09Z")
True and false. I have lived in Scotland, but you have not. You have attended a pro hockey game, but I have not. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/25 "2019-06-02T15:07:52Z")
True and false. I have swum naked in a college/university free swim period, and you have not. I have never listened to music through earbuds, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/26 "2019-06-02T17:46:34Z")
True and true. I have jumped off the roof of a garage but you have not. I have never shot a firearm but you have. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/27 "2019-06-02T21:32:57Z")
True and true. I have been through both the Panama Canal and the Suez Canal, but you have not. I have never ridden in a helicopter, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/28 "2019-06-02T22:40:45Z")
True and false. I have worked in recycling and you have not. I have never been in a car accident while a passenger and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/29 "2019-06-03T00:25:30Z")
True and true. I have had a tooth pulled but you have not. I have not been to the Grand Canyon but you have. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/30 "2019-06-03T04:26:48Z")
False and false I have had several root canals but you have not. I have not changed a flat tire but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/31 "2019-06-03T10:05:48Z")
false and true I have played the tuba but you have not I have not owned a sports car but you have ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/32 "2019-06-03T11:09:35Z")
True and false. I have avoided jury duty with a written excuse but you have not. I have never worked inside a restaurant but you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/33 "2019-06-03T11:14:07Z")
True and true. I have walked to work but you have not. I have never changed the oil in my car but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/34 "2019-06-03T11:48:55Z")
False and true. I have petted a kangaroo but you have not. I have never owned a bird but you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/35 "2019-06-03T11:57:07Z")
True and true. I have attended Woodstock but you haven’t. I have never played a wind instrument but you have. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/36 "2019-06-03T13:40:53Z")
True and false. I have given subcutaneous fluids to a cat but you have not. I have not seen a movie in the last three months but you have. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/37 "2019-06-03T13:44:07Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > True and false. > > I have given subcutaneous fluids to a cat but you have not. > > I have not seen a movie in the last three months but you have. True and true. I have spent 30 days on a submarine while it was continuously submerged under the ocean, but you have not. I have not been to California, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/38 "2019-06-03T13:54:08Z")
True and true I have seen two Broadway shows in one day, but you have not. I have played in a football game, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/39 "2019-06-03T14:13:05Z")
True and false. I have spent the weekend selling dragons, but you have not. I have not gone skiing, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/40 "2019-06-03T14:58:17Z")
True and true. I have destroyed a 6-foot dragon’s head in a bonfire, and you have not. I have never been to the Grand Canyon, but you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=3)