# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/381 "2019-07-16T00:21:24Z")
False and false. I have owned a power boat and you have not. I have never ridden a surfboard and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/382 "2019-07-16T00:26:43Z")
> [@Bayaker](#): > > False and false. > > I have owned a power boat and you have not. > > I have never ridden a surfboard and you have. True and false. I can name the 8th President of the United States and you cannot. I have never attended a (non-college) school that was not named after a president and you have. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/383 "2019-07-16T05:57:23Z")
True and true. I have Allen Ginsburg on cd and you do not. I have never been to a Disney theme park and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/384 "2019-07-16T12:51:18Z")
True and true I have [coulrophobia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_clown) and you do not. I have never taken a class in physics and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/385 "2019-07-16T14:09:52Z")
True (I _love_ clowns) and true. I had been to Studio 54 and you had not. I have never taken a Biology class and you have. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/386 "2019-07-16T23:38:11Z")
True and true. I have broken my right arm twice, and you have not. I have never found a beer that I thought was fit for human consumption, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/387 "2019-07-17T00:00:04Z")
True and true I have surgery on both shoulders and you have not I have never left North America and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/388 "2019-07-17T01:38:03Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > True and true > > I have surgery on both shoulders and you have not > > I have never left North America and you have. True and true. I have done intermittent fasting and you have not. I have never received flowers from someone and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/389 "2019-07-17T04:42:25Z")
False and true. I have walked across the George Washington Bridge and you have not. I have never received a telegram, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/390 "2019-07-18T00:51:35Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False and true. > > I have walked across the George Washington Bridge and you have not. > > I have never received a telegram, and you have. True and false. I have some [Edison](https://www.google.com/search?q=edison+light+bulbs&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjJ44X9n73jAhURSK0KHTp5AYQQ_AUIEigC&biw=1366&bih=604#imgrc=IJhunmP76cfFOM:) light bulbs in my home and you do not. I have not played an audio CD within the past 6 months and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/391 "2019-07-18T01:01:39Z")
False and true. I have seen every episode of Farscape and you have not. I have never seen any episode of Gunsmoke and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/392 "2019-07-18T01:20:19Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > False and true. > > I have seen every episode of Farscape and you have not. > > I have never seen any episode of Gunsmoke and you have. True (don’t even know what it is) and true (but it’s been a long time) I have been on a plane, boat and car today and you have not. I have never seen a monkey in the wild, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/393 "2019-07-18T05:04:56Z")
True and false. I have eaten turkey wings (actually turkey wing soup) today and you have not. I have never snorkeled but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/394 "2019-07-18T10:40:25Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > I have eaten turkey wings (actually turkey wing soup) today and you have not. > > I have never snorkeled but you have. True and true. I can play a musical instrument with moderate skill and you cannot. I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies other than the original 3 and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/395 "2019-07-18T12:08:27Z")
False and false. I have been to Stonehenge and you have not. I have never texted while driving, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/396 "2019-07-18T13:53:18Z")
True and false I have spit from a high precipice and you have not I have never lost a smartphone and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/397 "2019-07-18T14:54:50Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > True and false > > I have spit from a high precipice and you have not > > I have never lost a smartphone and you have. False and false. I have more than two Amazon Echos in my house and you do not. I have not watched an entire episode of SNL in the past 30 years and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/398 "2019-07-18T15:06:39Z")
True and true I got caught in the pouring rain this morning and you did not. I have never eaten a whole lobster and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/399 "2019-07-18T16:08:10Z")
True (it’s quite nice here today) and false (excluding the gross parts my father would eat) I have caught salmon and cooked it up for dinner and you haven’t. I have never hunted and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/400 "2019-07-18T21:33:06Z")
True and false. I have seen Monument Valley and you have not. I have never used the vomit bag in an airplane and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=21)