# I Have, I Have Never

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/401 "2019-07-19T17:57:40Z")

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True and false.

I have set foot in Alaska and you have not

I have never been called the Space Cowboy and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/402 "2019-07-19T23:51:37Z")

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> [@Cardigan](#):
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> True and false.
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> I have set foot in Alaska and you have not
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> I have never been called the Space Cowboy and you have.

False and false.  
I carry a pager for work and you do not.

I have never given a random homeless person food and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/403 "2019-07-20T01:14:21Z")

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True and true.

I wear bifocals when I work and you don’t.

I have never been to Ireland and you have.

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**Author:** ![CelticKnot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/celticknot/32/3392_2.png) [@CelticKnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CelticKnot)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/404 "2019-07-20T02:46:18Z")

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True and false

I have lived in 9 states and you have not.

I have never watched an episode of “Survivor” and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/405 "2019-07-20T08:14:12Z")

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True and false.

I have fallen and couldn’t get up, and you haven’t.

I have never FLOWN between the U.S. and Canada and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/406 "2019-07-20T11:17:29Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> True and false.
> 
> I have fallen and couldn’t get up, and you haven’t.
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> I have never FLOWN between the U.S. and Canada and you have.

True and false.

I have ridden the NYC subway and you have not.

I have never attempted to play a banjo and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/407 "2019-07-20T15:35:34Z")

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False and true.

I have driven the Long Island Expressway (The World’s Longest Parking Lot) and you haven’t.

I have never had any body part pierced and you have.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/408 "2019-07-20T15:44:36Z")

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True and true (one pierced ear)

I have had vegetarian meals at McDonald’s and you haven’t.

I have chugged a entire 2 liter bottle of diet soda in a half minute and you haven’t.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/409 "2019-07-20T16:17:15Z")

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False and true.

I have eaten goat cheese and you haven’t.

I have not drunk buttermilk in the past year and you have.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/410 "2019-07-20T21:13:37Z")

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False and false.

I have posted on FB today about Apollo 11’s 50th anniversary, and you have not.

I haven’t looked at the Moon today, and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/411 "2019-07-21T01:14:40Z")

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True and true.

I remember watching the moon landing live on tv and you don’t.

I have never been to Cape Canaveral (Cape Kennedy) and you have.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/412 "2019-07-21T02:13:12Z")

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False and false

I once had 100-200 gall stones and you have not.

I do not have a granddaughter and you do.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/413 "2019-07-21T07:49:02Z")

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True and false.

I have driven through the Lincoln Tunnel and you have not.

I have never driven a “muscle car” and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/414 "2019-07-22T00:55:47Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> True and false.
> 
> I have driven through the Lincoln Tunnel and you have not.
> 
> I have never driven a “muscle car” and you have.

False and false.  
I have grilled fruit and you have not.

I have never encountered a skunk and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/415 "2019-07-22T01:52:10Z")

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True and true.

I have driven the “Road to Hana” on Maui and you have not.

I have never eaten at Sonic and you have.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/416 "2019-07-22T04:54:56Z")

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True and true.

I get poison ivy through the air and you do not.

I have never been west of Las Vegas and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/417 "2019-07-22T10:17:05Z")

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True and True.

I have been to the Monterey Bay Aquarium and you have not.

I have never eaten more than 2 hot dogs at a sitting, and you have.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/418 "2019-07-22T13:45:16Z")

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True and true

I’ve seen a World Series game in person and you have not.

I’ve never seen an Avengers movie and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/419 "2019-07-22T19:46:10Z")

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True and false.

I have had a Bar Mitzvah and you haven’t.

I’ve never seen a hockey game and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/420 "2019-07-23T01:12:29Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> True and false.
> 
> I have had a Bar Mitzvah and you haven’t.
> 
> I’ve never seen a hockey game and you have.

True and true.  
I have had avocado today and you have not.

I have never taken a vacation alone and you have.

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