# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/421 "2019-07-23T06:26:43Z")
True and true. I have stayed at the [Wigwam Motel](http://cdn2.matadornetwork.com/blogs/1/2014/05/11Wigwam.jpg) and you have not. I have never been mugged and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/422 "2019-07-23T13:21:29Z")
True and true I’ve lost a cell phone and you have not. I’ve never had an internal organ removed and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/423 "2019-07-23T17:12:30Z")
True and true. I have had a pet run away and never return, and you have not. I have never been on the phone (or texted) while driving, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/424 "2019-07-23T17:31:12Z")
False and false. I have seen Clyde Beatty tame lions at the circus, and you have not. I have never taught a pet to do a trick, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/425 "2019-07-23T19:08:44Z")
True and false. I have a yellow dog, and you do not. I do not have a cat, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/426 "2019-07-23T19:19:36Z")
True and true. I have been on a glass-bottom boat and you have not. I have never honked that I liked something, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/427 "2019-07-24T00:39:05Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and true. > > I have been on a glass-bottom boat and you have not. > > I have never honked that I liked something, and you have. True and false. I have at least 2 dental crowns and you do not. I have never given a fellow motorist the finger and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/428 "2019-07-24T06:28:31Z")
True and true. I have dental implants and you don’t. I have never been the cause of a motor accident and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/429 "2019-07-24T12:00:10Z")
True and false. I have ridden on a fire engine and you haven’t. I have never been to court and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/430 "2019-07-24T13:29:26Z")
True and true I have a radical feminist lesbian for a sister and you don’t. I haven’t had a sexual relationship in over 30 years, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/431 "2019-07-24T13:47:53Z")
True and true. I took the trash out this morning and you didn’t. I haven’t owned a dog in 40 years and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/432 "2019-07-24T16:45:36Z")
True and true. I mowed the lawn today and you did not. I have never owned a cat and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/433 "2019-07-24T20:57:32Z")
True and true. I have raised dogs, cats, birds, turtles and praying mantises and you have not. I never played Little League and you did. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/434 "2019-07-25T00:56:27Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and true. > > I have raised dogs, cats, birds, turtles and praying mantises and you have not. > > I never played Little League and you did. True and true. I skipped breakfast today and you did not. I have never welded and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/435 "2019-07-25T07:15:49Z")
True and false. I have an orchid in bloom and you do not. I haven’t had any coffee today (yet) and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/436 "2019-07-25T13:43:42Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > I have an orchid in bloom and you do not. > > I haven’t had any coffee today (yet) and you have. True and true. I have watched someone take their last breath and you have not. I have never been to a therapist/psychologist/psychiatrist and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/437 "2019-07-25T14:06:16Z")
True and true I have lived rent free and you have not. I have never been in a fire and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/438 "2019-07-25T17:06:34Z")
false and false. I have been stung by a bumble bee and you have not. I have never experienced a ‘residents are advised to boil their water’ warning and you have ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/439 "2019-07-25T18:13:33Z")
False and true. I have had my home burglarized and you haven’t. I have never had an unneutered dog or cat and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/440 "2019-07-25T21:55:06Z")
True (knocks wood) and true. I can see a lake from where I sit, and you can’t. I haven’t been swimming today, and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=23)