# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/441 "2019-07-26T10:20:56Z")
True and false. I have been to Cedar Point Amusement Park and you have not. (Except for being a pregnant nun) I never cross-dressed for Halloween and you did. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/442 "2019-07-26T12:27:46Z")
False and true. I have drunk a case of North Coast Brewery’s Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout and you have not. I have never sung karaoke at a bar or restaurant and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/443 "2019-07-26T23:27:00Z")
True and false. I have danced under a professional choreographer and you have not. I have never played a wind instrument and you have. ---
**Author:** ![CelticKnot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/celticknot/32/3392_2.png) [@CelticKnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CelticKnot)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/444 "2019-07-26T23:41:07Z")
True and True I have had brain surgery and you have not. I have never taken a selfie (intentionally) and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/445 "2019-07-27T00:16:56Z")
True and false. I have been on Niagara Falls’ Maid of the Mist boat and you have not. I have never been to the Pacific Northwest and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/446 "2019-07-27T04:51:07Z")
False and true. I own a Chevy and you do not. I have never owned a European-made car and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/447 "2019-07-27T11:46:36Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > False and true. > > I own a Chevy and you do not. > > I have never owned a European-made car and you have. False and false. I have walked to a restaurant within the past 6 months and you have not. I have not had hot tea within the past 6 months and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/448 "2019-07-27T13:20:02Z")
false and true I have had a slice of plain pineapple pizza in the past week and you have not. I have not drunk a sugar-sweetened drink in the past year and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/449 "2019-07-27T13:50:57Z")
True and true. I have worked at a day camp and you have not. I have not worked at an overnight camp, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/450 "2019-07-27T14:46:54Z")
True and false. I have worked in a factory and you have not. I have never been attacked by a skunk and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/451 "2019-07-28T02:46:58Z")
True and false (although my dog has been). I went to a jazz concert tonight and you did not. You have been to a rock concert in the past month and I have not. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/452 "2019-07-28T10:53:19Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > True and false (although my dog has been). > > I went to a jazz concert tonight and you did not. > > You have been to a rock concert in the past month and I have not. (For a second there I thought your dog had worked in a factory) True and false. I am extremely happy right now and you are not\* I have never read a graphic novel and you have. (just found out I don’t have to go in to work today (Sunday) after all) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/453 "2019-07-28T11:26:19Z")
False and false. I have already done some work today and you have not. I haven’t had a cold in 14 years and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/454 "2019-07-29T02:42:00Z")
False (including mowing, doing the dishes and collecting and taking out the household trash) and true. I marched in a parade today, and you did not. I did not go to the beach this weekend, and you did. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/455 "2019-07-29T07:12:28Z")
True and false. I remember when half dollars were in circulation and you don’t. I never played in Little League and you did. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/456 "2019-07-29T15:06:24Z")
False and false. I own more than three half-dollar coins, and you do not. I have not been to Moscow, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/457 "2019-07-29T23:53:55Z")
False and false. I have over 2,000 tracks of music on my phone and you do not. I have never held a stoat and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/458 "2019-07-29T23:59:03Z")
true (less than 50) and false (had to google that one) I have held a raccoon and you have not I have never seen a live skunk in the wild and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/459 "2019-07-30T00:39:04Z")
True and true. I have sat for an oil painting and you have not. I have never helped an animal give birth and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/460 "2019-07-30T04:23:53Z")
False (my parents had a local artist paint my sisters and me when I was but a wee lad) and false. I will be going to a rock concert tonight, and you will not. I have not been to LA in the past year, and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=24)