# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/461 "2019-07-30T10:22:52Z")
True and false. I’m having a chef salad for breakfast today and you aren’t. I have never been to Iceland and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/462 "2019-07-30T13:04:12Z")
How very true and false. I have memorized the list of all the US Presidents sequentially and you have not. I have never cooked an egg using a microwave oven and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/463 "2019-07-30T13:20:56Z")
False - I had them down pat in first grade(VPs came later), and true - it was a “science” experiment. I have raised chickens for my own eggs and meat and you have not. I have never skied and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/464 "2019-07-30T13:35:23Z")
True and true (if you count cross country skiing) I have swum across an entire lake and you haven’t I have never played soccer and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/465 "2019-07-30T13:59:23Z")
True and false. I have skied (badly) in the Alps and you have not. I have never raised an animal for food and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/466 "2019-07-30T14:41:24Z")
True and false. > [@Cardigan](#): > > …I have memorized the list of all the US Presidents sequentially and you have not… I can do that too, \*with \*years in office! I know the two “Years of Three Presidents,” and you do not. I never met Richard M. Nixon, and you did. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/467 "2019-07-30T17:08:58Z")
(wow, I seem to have…struck a chord with the list of Presidents thing) true and false. I have brewed my own beer and you have not. I have never eaten anchovies and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/468 "2019-07-30T19:50:13Z")
True and true. I have worn a lei and you have not. I have never been to Memphis, Tennessee and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/469 "2019-07-30T19:56:11Z")
True (perhaps, it’s possible I did long ago) and True (spent 3 months there once) I have fired employees and you have not. I have never had a manicure and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/470 "2019-07-30T20:21:53Z")
False and false. I have had an X-acto knife thrown at me and you haven’t. I have never smoked a cigar and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/471 "2019-07-30T21:54:02Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False and false. > > I have had an X-acto knife thrown at me and you haven’t. > > I have never smoked a cigar and you have. True and true. I have both read the (Chernow) Hamilton book and seen the Hamilton stage musical and you have not. I have never been suspended from school and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/472 "2019-07-31T04:56:01Z")
True and false. I saw Barbra Streisand in “Funny Girl” (the musical, not the movie) three times and you did not. I have never attended a PTA meeting and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/473 "2019-07-31T13:06:12Z")
True and true. I have tasted a piece of dog kibble and you have not I have never driven a convertible and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/474 "2019-07-31T13:40:17Z")
True and true. I have eaten Limburger cheese and you have not. I have never given a bachelor party and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/475 "2019-07-31T22:43:40Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and true. > > I have eaten Limburger cheese and you have not. > > I have never given a bachelor party and you have. True and false. I have driven myself to the hospital as a patient and you have not. I have never shaken hands with either of my immediate neighbors and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/476 "2019-07-31T23:29:34Z")
True and true. I have attempted to eat a medium-sized cheese pizza by myself and failed and you have not. I have never ridden in a helicopter and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/477 "2019-08-01T04:14:55Z")
True and true. > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > …I know the two “Years of Three Presidents,” and you do not… > [@Cardigan](#): > > …true… 1841 (Van Buren, W.H. Harrison and Tyler) and 1881 (Hayes, Garfield and Arthur). I have donated to a presidential candidate this year, and you have not. I have never been parachuting, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/478 "2019-08-01T10:16:41Z")
True and false. I participated in anti-Vietnam-War protests and you did not. I have never called in to a radio station and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/479 "2019-08-01T12:16:21Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > I participated in anti-Vietnam-War protests and you did not. > > I have never called in to a radio station and you have. True and true. I can name the only president whose coffin was not draped in the U.S. flag (and why) and you cannot. I have never sat in the front row in a movie theater and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/480 "2019-08-01T13:56:55Z")
True and true. I have hosted a Oktoberfest party at my house and you have not. I have never been tempted to go on a cruise and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=25)