# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/501 "2019-08-03T19:34:39Z")
True and True. I have been mistaken for Santa Claus by little children and you have not. I have never had a menage a trois and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/502 "2019-08-03T21:43:37Z")
True and true (and quatre…) I have painted my room black and you have not. I have never lived in a college dorm and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/503 "2019-08-04T03:49:26Z")
True and true. I have seen _Once Upon A Time In Hollywood_, and you have not. I have not met Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/504 "2019-08-04T07:38:11Z")
True and false. I have watched _Gone with the Wind_ in the last week, and you have not. I haven’t been to the beach in the last week and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/505 "2019-08-04T14:11:56Z")
True and False (backyard swimming pool, though). I have a swimming pool in my backyard, (it’s small) and you have not. I have never smoked a cigarette and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/506 "2019-08-04T15:03:03Z")
True and true. I still own a component cassette deck and you do not. I have never made a crank phone call and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/507 "2019-08-04T17:24:51Z")
False and true (when I was a dumb teenager). My cellphone case is red, and yours is not. I have only ever owned two cellphones, and you have owned more. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/508 "2019-08-04T17:28:56Z")
dp ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/509 "2019-08-06T00:28:36Z")
True and false. I own more than five musical instruments, and you do not. I currently have items for sale on eBay, and you do not. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/510 "2019-08-06T00:47:55Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > I own more than five musical instruments, and you do not. > > I currently have items for sale on eBay, and you do not. supposed to be one “I have” and one “I have not.” Anyway, both false for me. I own no musical instruments and I have no items on eBay and never had. I have ingested moonshine and you have not I have never smoked (or chewed) tobacco and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/511 "2019-08-06T01:05:42Z")
(Sorry about that.) True and true. I’m currently listening to Liszt’s Transcendental Etudes and you are not. I have never hit a home run and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/512 "2019-08-06T04:11:53Z")
True and true. I have seen all of the MCU films, and you have not. I don’t really have a favorite MCU character, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/513 "2019-08-06T11:04:09Z")
True and false. I have had a loaded gun pointed at my head, and (hopefully) you have not. I have never held a gun and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/514 "2019-08-06T17:38:33Z")
True and true. I have a sweet tooth, and you do not. I have not read _Moby-Dick_, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/515 "2019-08-06T21:57:03Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > True and true. > > I have a sweet tooth, and you do not. > > I have not read _Moby-Dick_, and you have. False and false. I have read The Satanic Verses and you have not. I have not hugged anyone today and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/516 "2019-08-06T22:01:10Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > False and false. > I have read The Satanic Verses and you have not. > > I have not hugged anyone today and you have. True and True I have seen whales in the wild and you have not. I have never been to Asia, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/517 "2019-08-06T22:03:30Z")
True and false. I have read _Atlas Shrugged_ (including Galt’s speech) more than once, and you haven’t. I have not pet a dog in the past month, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/518 "2019-08-07T22:44:17Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > I have read _Atlas Shrugged_ (including Galt’s speech) more than once, and you haven’t. > > I have not pet a dog in the past month, and you have. True and true. I ate a fresh tomato today and you did not. I have never picked an orange from a tree and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/519 "2019-08-07T23:21:02Z")
False and true. I picked fresh peppers today and you did not. I have never seen the Rocky Mountains(in person) and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/520 "2019-08-08T03:10:53Z")
True and true. I’ve been to both the North and South Rims of the Grand Canyon and you have not. I have never bathed a cat and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=27)