# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/521 "2019-08-08T13:20:39Z")
True and true (bathed a cat once. And that was one too many times in my life) I have grown asparagus and you have not. I have never rode on a Greyhound bus and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/522 "2019-08-08T13:57:04Z")
True and false. I am married, and you are not. I do not have an older brother, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/523 "2019-08-08T14:03:06Z")
True and true I know someone who lived past 100 years, and you do not. I’ve never earned an advanced college degree and you have ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/524 "2019-08-08T14:26:33Z")
True and false. I know a professional orchestral musician and you do not. I have never seen someone perform nude in a play or musical, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/525 "2019-08-08T14:51:31Z")
False and false. I have a GSD as a pet and you do not. I have never dressed in a pirate costume and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/526 "2019-08-08T15:14:43Z")
I suggest acronyms be defined. If you mean German Shepherd dog: True and false. I wore a costume last Halloween, and you did not. I do not have two staplers within arm’s reach, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/527 "2019-08-08T16:02:54Z")
True (never do) and False (only one) I have a loved one’s photo on my desk, and you do not. I have never worked at a fast food restaurant and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/528 "2019-08-08T18:15:49Z")
False and false. I have a flag in my office, and you do not. I cannot see mountains from my house, and you can. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/529 "2019-08-08T20:08:47Z")
False (rainbow flag) false. I have my prescriptions and supplements within arm’s reach, and you do not. I have not seen some of my close friends in over a year, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2019, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/530 "2019-08-08T20:48:03Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False (rainbow flag) false. > > I have my prescriptions and supplements within arm’s reach, and you do not. > > I have not seen some of my close friends in over a year, and you have. False (although I did just refill some meds electronically just before seeing this) and false. I edited some photos this week and you did not. I have never researched my family tree and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/531 "2019-08-09T02:20:28Z")
False and true. I have done some carpentry this week and you have not. I haven’t mowed the lawn this week and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/532 "2019-08-09T12:24:38Z")
True and false. I have already been to the store before 7:30 this morning and you have not. I have not used hand sanitizer this past week and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/533 "2019-08-09T15:03:52Z")
True and false. I prefer to wash my hands and not use sanitizer, and you do not. I didn’t go to the bank yesterday, and you did. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/534 "2019-08-09T15:07:48Z")
False and true. I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me, and that’s not the case with you. I have never watched a Stuart Smalley skit on SNL and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/535 "2019-08-09T15:10:24Z")
False, and probably false (I don’t recognize the name, so maybe I have) I have lived in New York City and you have not. I have never lived in California, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/536 "2019-08-09T17:52:44Z")
True and False (visited both, though) I have won a prize at a costume contest, and you have not. I have never gone a day without food, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/537 "2019-08-09T17:58:16Z")
True and false. I have gone an entire day without sleep (never again!), and you have not. I have never been to Tokyo, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/538 "2019-08-09T18:23:37Z")
False and true. I have had a Chicago style pizza in Chicago and you have not. I have never been stuck in an elevator and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/539 "2019-08-09T18:25:01Z")
False and false. I like sushi, and you do not. I have not read _The Great Gatsby_ in the past year, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/540 "2019-08-10T01:16:56Z")
False and false. I have made soup with turkey wings and you have not. I have never been to Yellowstone National Park and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=28)