# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/541 "2019-08-10T01:40:52Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > False and false. > > I have made soup with turkey wings and you have not. > > I have never been to Yellowstone National Park and you have. True and false. I have laid on a floor today and you have not. I have never pawned an item and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/542 "2019-08-10T01:54:13Z")
True and false. I have a washer full of wet clothes and you do not. I haven’t shoveled snow in ten years and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/543 "2019-08-10T14:41:29Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > I have a washer full of wet clothes and you do not. > > I haven’t shoveled snow in ten years and you have. True and true. I own a cherry pitter and you do not. I have never sung in a choir and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/544 "2019-08-10T16:08:10Z")
True and true (though my fellow choir mates probably wish I hadn’t) I saw the original Broadway production of Pippin and you did not. I have never seen a non-musical on Broadway, and you have ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/545 "2019-08-10T17:56:52Z")
False and true. I’ve seen a performance of _The Mikado_ in Yiddish and you have not. I have not read a Shakespeare play since high school, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/546 "2019-08-10T18:03:27Z")
True. Never heard of it (in any language) and True (in college, but not since) I have seen a Great Blue Heron today and you have not. I have never had a dreg prescription for a chronic problem and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/547 "2019-08-10T19:03:31Z")
True and yes. I have seen the Milky Way from a “Dark Sky” place and you have not. I have never gotten drunk on New Year’s Eve and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/548 "2019-08-11T17:33:52Z")
True and False I have babysat children not related to me on New Year’s Eve and you have not. I have never used a riding lawn mower and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/549 "2019-08-12T01:08:51Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > True and False > > I have babysat children not related to me on New Year’s Eve and you have not. > > I have never used a riding lawn mower and you have. True and false. I have fed a baby from a bottle this week and you have not. I have never played pickleball and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/550 "2019-08-12T02:07:49Z")
True and false. I have changed a baby’s diaper and you have not. I have never worn an ankle bracelet and you have. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/551 "2019-08-12T05:19:01Z")
False and false (ankle weights but not a bracelet) I play percussion in a samba band and you do not. I have never experienced an earthquake and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/552 "2019-08-12T10:23:50Z")
True and true (in NYC, of all places) I have seen the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace, and you have not. I have never been bitten by a wild animal (other than an insect), and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/553 "2019-08-12T13:15:10Z")
True and false I have on at least one occasion drunk hot sauce straight out of a bottle and you have not. I have never been rear ended in an auto collision and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/554 "2019-08-12T18:02:38Z")
True and false. I am having a very large, old tree removed right now and you are not. I have not drunk hot coffee (only iced coffee) in ten years, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/555 "2019-08-12T21:25:41Z")
True, although that’s probably in the not-too-distant future. And very true. I am going camping this week and you are not. I have not had hot tea in about twenty years, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/556 "2019-08-12T22:41:29Z")
> [@Bayaker](#): > > True, although that’s probably in the not-too-distant future. And very true. > > I am going camping this week and you are not. > > I have not had hot tea in about twenty years, and you have. True and (probably) true. I have a vacation planned within the next two weeks and you do not. I have never owned a pocket watch and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/557 "2019-08-12T23:45:09Z")
True and true (I only wear it with my tux.) I have visited the _Musée d’Orsay_ in Paris, and you have not. I haven’t eaten meat loaf in the past ten years and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2019, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/558 "2019-08-14T09:54:04Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and true (I only wear it with my tux.) > > I have visited the _Musée d’Orsay_ in Paris, and you have not. > > I haven’t eaten meat loaf in the past ten years and you have. True and true. I have had gout and you have not. I have never made homemade yogurt and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/559 "2019-08-14T14:07:00Z")
True and false. I have kept a jar of bacon grease under the kitchen sink and you have not. I have never purchased lard at the store and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/560 "2019-08-14T21:35:45Z")
True and false. My house had a coal chute and yours did not. I’ve never eaten a Twinkie and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=29)