# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/561 "2019-08-14T22:57:46Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > My house had a coal chute and yours did not. > > I’ve never eaten a Twinkie and you have. True and true I met a new co-worker this week and you did not. I have never laughed at anything Adam Sandler has said or done and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/562 "2019-08-15T17:56:20Z")
True, but I met one last week. So just barely true. and true. (well, not literally.) I have my own office at work and you don’t. I have never owned a pick-up truck, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/563 "2019-08-15T18:15:46Z")
False and false. I have listened to Handel’s “Zadok the Priest” today, and you have not: [Prom Palace - Zadok the Priest - Handel - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1W1XJ96y9k) I have not been to Buckingham Palace in a decade, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2019, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/564 "2019-08-15T21:28:02Z")
False (I have _now_) and false, not since 2003. I have sung in a complete performance of Handel’s “Messiah” and you have not. I have never been in an accident when riding a bicycle, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/565 "2019-08-16T03:52:05Z")
True and true (skidded out on gravel when I was a teenager, and got pretty scratched up along one side). I will be going to a picnic this weekend, and you will not. I am not wearing shoes right now, and you are. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/566 "2019-08-16T07:36:45Z")
True and false. I have been in the Royal Mews at Buckingham Palace and you have not. I have never learned to play castanets (they’re not as easy as you may think) and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/567 "2019-08-16T16:11:46Z")
False (as I recall) and false. I remember a _Monty Python_ reference to castanets, and you do not. I do not own any castanets, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/568 "2019-08-17T05:18:15Z")
False (“make castanets out of your testicles”) and true. I’m going to a Fundraiser picnic today and you are not. I have never worn contact lenses and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/569 "2019-08-17T22:20:40Z")
True (as it happens, I was at both a fundraiser _and_ a picnic, but they were different events) and true (I’m wearing them now!). I will be going out to a movie tonight, and you will not. I have not seen _Blade Runner_ this week, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/570 "2019-08-18T11:05:58Z")
True and false. I have seen the ferris wheel that was in _The Third Man,_ and you have not. I have not been on a boat in the past ten years, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/571 "2019-08-18T11:57:08Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > True and false. > > I have seen the ferris wheel that was in _The Third Man,_ and you have not. > > I have not been on a boat in the past ten years, and you have. True and true (was on a boat yesterday) I have been in a group photo of 20 or more people within the past month and you have not. I have never used CBD oil and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/572 "2019-08-18T18:56:13Z")
True and false. I have climbed the towers of Notre Dame de Paris and you have not. I have never eaten a jalapeño pepper and you have. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/573 "2019-08-19T00:13:48Z")
True, and probably true I have seen the Go-Gos live, for free, and you have not. I have never been in Europe, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/574 "2019-08-19T01:40:39Z")
> [@atimnie](#): > > True, and probably true > > I have seen the Go-Gos live, for free, and you have not. > I have never been in Europe, and you have. True and false. I have been all alone in an office building and you have not. I have never read any part of a Harry Potter book and you have. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/575 "2019-08-19T03:50:51Z")
If not all alone, pretty close to it (other than very few security and custodial staff), yes, so false. And true. I have three separate email accounts, and you do not. I did not eat scrambled eggs today, and you did. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/576 "2019-08-19T05:06:24Z")
True and false. I have just watched “My Fair Lady” and you have not. I haven’t eaten oatmeal in the past year and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/577 "2019-08-21T15:37:26Z")
True and true. I have attended a wedding in the past month, and you have not. I have not been a member of a wedding party in the past year, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/578 "2019-08-21T15:44:09Z")
True and false (I have never been a member of a wedding party) I have recently intentionally reduced my daily coffee intake and you have not. I have never heard my father say he loved me, and you have heard that from your father. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/579 "2019-08-21T15:47:22Z")
True and false. I have auditioned for America’s Got Talent, and you haven’t. I have not yet reached retirement age, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/580 "2019-08-21T16:36:29Z")
True and true I’ve walked though a park today and you haven’t. I’ve not had anything to eat yet today, and you have [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=30)