# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/581 "2019-08-21T21:53:31Z")
True and true. I have been on hold today for over two hours and you have not. I have not driven my car today and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/582 "2019-08-22T19:38:42Z")
True and true. I am going on vacation next week and you are not. I have never personally known anyone nicknamed Rusty, Scooter, or Butch and you have. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/583 "2019-08-22T19:57:16Z")
True and false. I don’t even know a guy named Butch that owned a rusty scooter. I think that was a good joke, and you don’t. I don’t like Michael Bolton, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2019, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/584 "2019-08-22T21:15:54Z")
> [@atimnie](#): > > True and false. I don’t even know a guy named Butch that owned a rusty scooter. > > I think that was a good joke, and you don’t. > > I don’t like Michael Bolton, and you do. False and false. I personally know a Skip, a Bud, and a Gus and you don’t know anyone with any of those nicknames. I have never owned any type of skis and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2019, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/585 "2019-08-23T00:11:23Z")
True (but I do know a Rusty) and false. I have known someone who was morbidly obese and you have not. I have never known a dog named Fido and you have. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/586 "2019-09-06T13:55:13Z")
False on both counts. I have bumped a thread today, and you haven’t. I have never been on the news, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/587 "2019-09-06T15:08:33Z")
True and True I have canoed white water rivers and you have not I have never been on a cruise and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/588 "2019-09-06T15:19:11Z")
True and false. I have won a spelling bee and you have not. I have never been to Rome and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/589 "2019-09-06T15:43:00Z")
False and false. I have had an MRI and you have not. I have never stomped grapes into wine and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/590 "2019-09-06T15:56:19Z")
True and False. I used to help my grandfather crush grapes for wine, but not with our feet. I have eaten a home-grown tomato today and you have not. I have never been to Las Vegas and you have. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/591 "2019-09-06T16:06:39Z")
True on both counts. I have two old computers and one old monitor in the house, and you don’t. I have never learned to ride a unicycle, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/592 "2019-09-06T17:15:18Z")
False and false I have scores of VHS tapes in my house and you don’t I have never purchased a can of tuna and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/593 "2019-09-06T18:01:06Z")
False and true. I have two old Macs in my house and you don’t. I have never been to a gym in the hast 10 years and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/594 "2019-09-07T21:22:14Z")
True and true. I have been to a school science fair this week and you have not. I have never been in a school science fair myself and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/595 "2019-09-08T20:39:26Z")
True and true. I have walked to or from work in the middle of the night, and you have not. I have never cleaned out my house’s gutters, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/596 "2019-09-08T20:52:56Z")
True and true. I ate a quite yummy lemon-cream cookie today, and you did not. I have not done any baking today, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/597 "2019-09-08T20:54:44Z")
True and true (chocolate chip cookies). I have played D&D for over 40 years and you have not. I have never played Runequest, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/598 "2019-09-08T22:13:09Z")
True (never) and false. I have done online jigsaw puzzles and you have not. I have never done an online crossword puzzle and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/599 "2019-09-09T18:20:56Z")
True and false. I really like playing Bananagrams, and you do not. I have not driven more than an hour today, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/600 "2019-09-12T20:32:46Z")
True and false. I had to call my county’s recycling department today to make a complaint, and you did not. I have never hiked any part of the Appalachian Trail, and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=31)