# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/601 "2019-09-12T22:05:35Z")
False and false. I ate an entire 12" Subway sandwich today, and you did not. I haven’t washed dishes today, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/602 "2019-09-12T22:10:47Z")
True and false. I just ate two uncooked, unbunned hot dogs, and you did not. I have never seen Last Temptation or Passion of the Christ, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/603 "2019-09-13T08:18:49Z")
True and false. I just cooked a huge pot of vegan stew and you did not. I have never been to Australia and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/604 "2019-09-13T17:26:13Z")
True and false I have experienced ASMR and you have not I have never purchased a calculator and you have ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/605 "2019-09-13T17:30:06Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > True and false > > I have experienced ASMR and you have not > > I have never purchased a calculator and you have True (I had to google it) and true (for kids in high school) I have had pet flying squirrels and you have not. I have never been to a professional soccer game and you have. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/606 "2019-09-13T19:23:17Z")
True and false I live in a rundown suburb of a major city, and you don’t. I have not read through the new testament, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/607 "2019-09-15T00:54:43Z")
True and false. While lying on my back, I have photographed the underside of Delicate Arch, and you have not. I have not read _Watership Down,_ and you have. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/608 "2019-09-15T13:43:53Z")
True and false. (Tried a couple of times, couldn’t get into it.) I have cooked on a wood-fueled cookstove, and you have not. I have never lived a significant length of time in a house that had a dishwasher, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/609 "2019-09-15T17:38:34Z")
False and true. I have to go put on a suit and tie in about half an hour, and you do not. I didn’t look in the Bible today, and you did. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/610 "2019-09-15T18:16:05Z")
True and false. I actually read through the old testament, and you didn’t. I never learned to swim, and you did. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/611 "2019-09-15T18:37:08Z")
False and True. I have learned how to use the study keys in the Nestle-Aland 27th Edition of the Greek New Testament, and you have not. I never learned Spanish, and you did. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/612 "2019-09-15T19:55:21Z")
True and true (but I’ve forgotten a lot). I just spent over $300 in photography equipment, and you have not. I have never been in a hot tub with another person, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/613 "2019-09-15T20:14:04Z")
True and false I can recite the books of the bible, and you can’t. I don’t believe in any gods, and you do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/614 "2019-09-15T22:41:46Z")
True and false. I have met more than 25 famous people, and you have not. I have not played any sport since high school, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/615 "2019-09-16T11:02:16Z")
False and true I have grafted fruit trees, and you have not. I have not been off my own property for three days, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/616 "2019-09-16T13:28:00Z")
True and true. I have been to Gettysburg, and you have not. I have not read _Moby-Dick_, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/617 "2019-09-17T14:00:30Z")
True and True. I’ve read _Lord of the Rings_ three times, and you have not. I have not read _Cloud Atlas_ (yet), and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/618 "2019-09-17T14:36:54Z")
False (I’ve read it way more than three times) and false. I have a map collection and you do not I have not accomplished a damned thing since yesterday and you have ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/619 "2019-09-18T00:49:57Z")
False and true. I have a collection of travel books and you do not. I’ve never read _Wuthering Heights_ and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/620 "2019-09-19T13:01:12Z")
True and False I have a collection of _Pogo_ books and you do not. I have never been to a state fair and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=32)