# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/81 "2019-06-06T11:58:41Z")
True and false. I have played Scrabble with Ayn Rand, but you have not. I have never driven a motorcycle, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/82 "2019-06-06T14:12:03Z")
True and false. I have been chased through a Unitarian church’s basement by a pack of Russian wolfhounds, and you have not. I have never gone up in a hot air balloon, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/83 "2019-06-06T15:41:11Z")
true and false (it was a Baptist church by rattlesnakes) I was kicked out of a skiing class because the instructor, who claimed he could teach anyone to ski, couldn’t teach me, and you have not. I have not seen the Pacific Ocean and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/84 "2019-06-06T15:52:44Z")
True and True I have operated a jetski and you have not I have never operated a snow mobile (snow machine for you Alaskans) and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/85 "2019-06-06T15:53:41Z")
True and false. I have taken the Chunnel train, but you have not. I have never been in a mosque, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/86 "2019-06-06T16:42:45Z")
True and false. I have lived for over a year in a house with neither electric service nor indoor plumbing, and you have not. I have never missed voting in a federal election since I was old enough to vote, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/87 "2019-06-06T18:55:48Z")
False and false. I have owned a yellow car, but you have not. I have never lived in a college dorm, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/88 "2019-06-06T19:03:30Z")
False and false. I have owned a green car, but you have not. I have never watched “The Big Bang Theory” and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/89 "2019-06-06T20:20:07Z")
True and true. I have gone deer hunting, but you have not. I have never caught a fish, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/90 "2019-06-06T21:21:52Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > True and true. > > I have gone deer hunting, but you have not. > > I have never caught a fish, and you have. True and true. I have been to Monticello but you have not. I have never taken a dump outdoors but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/91 "2019-06-06T23:06:00Z")
True and true. I have broken a bone in foot but you have not. I have never set foot in a state west of the Rocky Mountains but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/92 "2019-06-06T23:34:38Z")
True and false. I have lost my wallet while riding on public transportation and you have not. I have not been in a taxi and you have. ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/93 "2019-06-07T04:02:17Z")
True and true. I learned how to drive on a stick shift, and you didn’t. I have never snowboarded, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/94 "2019-06-07T06:49:09Z")
False and false. I have been stranded in Europe when my wallet was stolen, and you haven’t. I have never had a passenger in the back seat of my car, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/95 "2019-06-07T09:42:05Z")
True and true. I have had a White Castle slider but you have not. I have never been to Texas but you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/96 "2019-06-07T11:20:23Z")
False and true. I have had home-made gefilte fish and you have not. I have never been to Alaska but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/97 "2019-06-07T13:07:49Z")
True and true. I have used ground buffalo in a recipe within the last two weeks and you have not. I have never cooked fish of any sort and you have. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/98 "2019-06-07T13:15:36Z")
True and true. I have been to Dubai and you have not. I have never been to Australia and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/99 "2019-06-07T14:25:36Z")
True and false. I have taught adult Sunday School and you have not. I have not attended Catholic Mass and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/100 "2019-06-07T14:38:44Z")
true and false I have brewed mead and you have not. I haven’t been to Ireland and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=6)