# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/101 "2019-06-07T16:47:14Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > true and false > > I have brewed mead and you have not. > > I haven’t been to Ireland and you have. True and false. I’ve drunk a glass of buttermilk and you have not. I have not lived in a dorm and you have. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/102 "2019-06-07T21:11:14Z")
True and true. I have been attacked by a dog which feared my Halloween costume, and you have not. I have never worn a superhero costume on Halloween, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/103 "2019-06-07T21:50:06Z")
True and true. (I was the Spectre.) I have haunted a Haunted House attraction, and you have not. I have not driven a car over 80 mph, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/104 "2019-06-07T23:02:18Z")
True and true. I have spent far too much time in Hawai’i and you have not. I have never visited South America, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2019, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/105 "2019-06-08T01:23:24Z")
True and false. I have driven a motorcycle over 100 mph and you have not. I have never been to San Francisco and you have. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/106 "2019-06-08T01:50:51Z")
True and true I have eaten escargots (snails) and you have not. I have never been a student in a US grade school or high school, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2019, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/107 "2019-06-08T03:03:09Z")
True and true. I have studied at a community college and you have not. I have never been to New York City, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2019, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/108 "2019-06-08T09:26:34Z")
False and VERY true. I have hovered over molten lava in a helicopter, but you have not. I have never been to Pisa, Italy, but you have. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/109 "2019-06-09T01:09:05Z")
true and false I dressed up as a Klingon for Halloween, and you have not. I have not seen the Grateful Dead in concert, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/110 "2019-06-09T02:47:24Z")
True and false. I have installed a ceiling fan and you have not. I have never been in a hot air balloon and you have. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/111 "2019-06-09T03:17:44Z")
True and false. I have ridden in the open back of a pickup truck on a public highway and you have not. I have never streamed a movie, and you have. (if you had my internet connection speed, you probably wouldn’t have either) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/112 "2019-06-09T09:14:11Z")
True and false. I have dressed as a clown (Clarabell) for Halloween and you have not. I have never been to Disneyland and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/113 "2019-06-09T11:01:28Z")
True and false (World, yes, Land, no) I have been on a cruise departing from New York City and you have not. I have never been to a chiropractor and you have. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/114 "2019-06-09T15:09:24Z")
False\* and false. I have lived on a commune and you have not. I have never worked in a cubicle and you have. \*wait a minute. It was a long time ago. I’m pretty sure it departed from NYC, but I might be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/115 "2019-06-09T15:50:25Z")
False and true. I have been white-water rafting and you have not. I have never sold anything door-to-door and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/116 "2019-06-09T17:22:37Z")
false and false (except for the one time I sold shampoo for high school band) I interviewed for a job at a grape juice factory and you have not. I have not been to Chicago and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/117 "2019-06-09T19:09:08Z")
True and true I’ve swum in the Atlantic Ocean and you have not. I’ve never swum in the Pacific Ocean and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/118 "2019-06-09T21:37:02Z")
False and true. I’ve peed into a urinal made from a beer keg\* and you have not. I have not ridden a bicycle this year and you have. \*just today, in fact ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/119 "2019-06-09T21:55:22Z")
True and false. I have urinated into the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans in the same day, and you have not. I have never been to Panama and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/120 "2019-06-10T12:20:11Z")
true and false (so I have to ask, how did you pee in both oceans on the same day if you weren’t at Panama?) I lost a front tooth in a bicycle accident and you have not. I haven’t had a root canal and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=7)