# I Have, I Have Never **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/121 "2019-06-10T12:38:54Z")
True and false I have gained more than 60 lbs since high school and you have not. I have not been on a cruise and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/122 "2019-06-10T12:39:05Z")
False and false. I have DM’d Dungeons & Dragons adventures in four editions, and you have not. I have never played poker, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/123 "2019-06-10T13:59:22Z")
True and true. I have failed a math class in high school and you have not. I have never broken an arm or leg and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/124 "2019-06-10T14:00:42Z")
True and True I have met John Travolta and you have not. I have never shit in the woods, but you have/ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/125 "2019-06-10T14:01:36Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > (so I have to ask, how did you pee in both oceans on the same day if you weren’t at Panama?) I lived in Long Beach, NY at the time, peed in the Atlantic in the morning, flew to S.F. and peed in the Pacific. True and false. I have driven the Road to Hana on Maui and you have not. I have never seen an annular solar eclipse and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/126 "2019-06-10T14:46:23Z")
True and true I have acquired proficiency in walking on stilts and you have not. I have not ever driven a car with a ‘three on the tree’ and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/127 "2019-06-10T15:09:10Z")
True and False. I have had eight wisdom teeth extracted, and you have not. I have never read a James Bond book or seen a James Bond movie, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/128 "2019-06-10T15:13:58Z")
True (just four) and True (a few of the movies) I have driven an all-electric car and you have not. I have never changed a car’s oil, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/129 "2019-06-10T15:18:44Z")
True and true. I have had severe asthma and you have not. I have not had my appendix removed and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/130 "2019-06-10T17:22:25Z")
Probably false (depending what qualifies as ‘severe’) and false. I have driven in a Presidential motorcade and you have not. I have never gotten a speeding ticket during the last 20 years and you have ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/131 "2019-06-10T17:59:53Z")
True and true. I have ridden a mule to the bottom of the Grand Canyon, and back, and you have not. I have never played a collegiate sport and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/132 "2019-06-11T04:15:50Z")
True and false (although I did letter in swimming in high school). I have kissed Michelle Obama, and you have not. I have never played rugby, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/133 "2019-06-11T04:58:33Z")
True and false. I have gone to a job interview with my pet dog and you have not. (dog was not invited nor relevant) I have never owned two dogs at a time and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/134 "2019-06-11T09:30:34Z")
True and false. I have seen the Ferris wheel in Vienna featured in _The Third Man,_ and you have not. I have never had a sister, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/135 "2019-06-11T09:32:55Z")
True and false. I have both rear-ended someone and been rear-ended myself (talking about cars here) I have never been to Mt. Rushmore NOR the Alamo and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/136 "2019-06-11T09:47:42Z")
False (not talking about cars here) and false. I have been in a submarine and you have not. I have never met any British royalty and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/137 "2019-06-11T13:21:59Z")
True and false I have saved a thousand dollars in cash and you have not. I have never been in danger of drowning and you have. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/138 "2019-06-11T13:28:53Z")
False and false. I have photographed Delicate Arch from directly underneath, lying on my back, and you have not. I have never had a car insurance claim since 1981, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/139 "2019-06-11T15:31:07Z")
True and false. I have two older sisters, and you have not. I have no younger brothers, and you have. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/140 "2019-06-11T16:04:18Z")
True and True I have worked in a cereal factory and you have not. I have never been to Alaska and you have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837.md?page=8)