# I Have, I Have Never

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/141 "2019-06-11T16:07:07Z")

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True and True

I have cleaned fished for a living (in Alaska, in my case) and you have not.

I have never been to Oklahoma but you have.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/142 "2019-06-11T16:39:05Z")

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false and true

I’ve been to the Festival of the Haggis and you have not.

I have never been to France and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/143 "2019-06-11T17:20:32Z")

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True and true.

I have eaten lunch in my car this month and you have not.

I have never driven a snowmobile and you have.  
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/144 "2019-06-11T18:58:54Z")

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True and false.

I have danced the Charleston and you have not.

I have never kissed a reptile and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2019, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/145 "2019-06-11T21:41:32Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> True and false.
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> I have danced the Charleston and you have not.
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> I have never kissed a reptile and you have.

(these are coming fast and furious at times, might be a good idea to Reply with Quote)

True and false.

I have had gout and you have not.

I have never owned an Apple computer and you have.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/146 "2019-06-12T03:55:54Z")

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True and true.

I am a _Star Trek_ fan, and you are not.

I have never seen a complete episode of _Doctor Who_, and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/147 "2019-06-12T06:18:29Z")

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False and false.

I have been in buildings designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, and you have not.

I have never played electric guitar, and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/148 "2019-06-12T09:48:53Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> False and false.
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> I have been in buildings designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, and you have not.
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> I have never played electric guitar, and you have.

False and false.

I have fallen on ice within the past year and you have not.

I have never worked in a fast food place and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/149 "2019-06-12T10:22:36Z")

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True and True.

I have seen four total solar eclipses and you have not.

I have never been on a cruise and you have.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/150 "2019-06-12T12:14:05Z")

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True and false.

I have grown peas in my garden and you have not.

I have never purchased a t-shirt at a concert and you have.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/151 "2019-06-12T13:30:53Z")

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True and true

I have walked a cat on a leash, and you have not.

I have never walked a dog and you have.

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/152 "2019-06-12T13:46:36Z")

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True and true.

I have had a Facebook account prior to 2009 and you have not.

I have never met with someone in person after meeting them online and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/153 "2019-06-12T15:33:12Z")

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False and true.

I have been to both Toledo, Ohio and Toledo, Spain and you have not.

I have never bungee jumped and you have.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/154 "2019-06-12T17:46:48Z")

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true and false

I’ve been to Greenville NC and Greenville SC and you have not. 😛

I’ve never worn platform shoes and you have.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/155 "2019-06-12T18:05:47Z")

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False and true

Never been to a Greenville of any sort. But I have worn platform shoes, as part of a costume.

I have walked through a prison yard (not as a prisoner) and you have not.

I have never found a twenty dollar bill on the street and you have.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/156 "2019-06-12T18:08:43Z")

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True and true

I have found a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk and you have not.

I have never lived on the first floor of a building, but you have.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/157 "2019-06-12T20:52:16Z")

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True and false.

I have been to a senior prom and you have not.

I have never been to my high school reunion, but you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/158 "2019-06-12T21:08:56Z")

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False and false.

I have found a valuable coin in a parking lot, and you have not.

I have never thanked my favorite teacher, and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/159 "2019-06-13T00:53:38Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> False and false.
> 
> I have found a valuable coin in a parking lot, and you have not.
> 
> I have never thanked my favorite teacher, and you have.

True and false.

I have seen Hamilton and you have not.

I have never been mugged and you have.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/160 "2019-06-13T02:00:24Z")

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True and true.

I played Tiny Tim in _A Christmas Carol_ and you have not.

I have never won at a slot machine, and you have.

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