# I Have, I Have Never

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 31, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837 "2019-05-31T17:43:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/161 "2019-06-13T03:36:13Z")

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True and false.

I appear briefly in a major Hollywood movie, and you do not.

I don’t have the autograph of a famous actress, and you do.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/162 "2019-06-13T12:31:03Z")

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True and false.

I have been in a 3-way, and you have not.

I have never shot a gun of any kind, and you have.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/163 "2019-06-13T12:35:07Z")

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true and true

I saw the Black Keys before they got famous and you have not

I haven’t seen The Spice Girls in concert and you have

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/164 "2019-06-13T12:43:34Z")

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True and false.

I saw Pavarotti, Domingo and Carreras before they were the 3 Tenors, and you did not.

I’ve never been to India, and you have.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/165 "2019-06-13T19:30:53Z")

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True and false.

I have done cartwheels and you have not.

I have never been to Texas and you have.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/166 "2019-06-13T19:43:13Z")

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False and true.

I have done one-handed cartwheels and you have not.

I have not done a backflip and you have.

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/167 "2019-06-13T19:47:18Z")

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True and true.

I have drunk beer at Oktoberfest in Munich and you have not.

I have never been to Los Angeles and you have.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/168 "2019-06-13T20:47:01Z")

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True and true

I have drunk akvavit and you have not.

I have never drunk French wine and you have.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/169 "2019-06-14T03:28:23Z")

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True and true.

I have married only once, and you have not.

I did not marry in the wintertime, and you did.

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**Author:** ![Bayarea4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Bayarea4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayarea4)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/170 "2019-06-14T06:53:36Z")

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True and False.

I have skinnydipped in the ocean, and you have not.  
I have not had children, and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/171 "2019-06-14T09:45:23Z")

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> [@Bayarea4](#):
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> True and False.
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> I have skinnydipped in the ocean, and you have not.  
> I have not had children, and you have.

True and true.

I have eaten kangaroo jerky and you have not.

I have never mooned anyone and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/172 "2019-06-14T12:14:29Z")

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True and false

I have been to a clothing-optional beach and you have not.

I have not fallen in the last year and you have.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/173 "2019-06-14T13:22:26Z")

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True and true

I have taken a hour’s walk this morning, and you have not.

I’ve never lived in a place with a washer/dryer and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/174 "2019-06-14T17:16:26Z")

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True and true.

I have lived right on the shore of an ocean and you have not.

I have never been given an ugly sweater and you have.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/175 "2019-06-14T17:24:47Z")

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False and true-ish.

I have splattered a pumpkin and you have not.

I have never eaten eggplant and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/176 "2019-06-15T00:29:22Z")

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> [@Cardigan](#):
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> False and true-ish.
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> I have splattered a pumpkin and you have not.
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> I have never eaten eggplant and you have.

True and true.

I have made homemade guacamole and you have not.

I have never had Nutella and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/177 "2019-06-15T04:10:38Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> I have made homemade guacamole and you have not.
> 
> I have never had Nutella and you have.

True and true  
I have broken a bone in the last six months and you have not.  
I have never hunted and you have.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/178 "2019-06-15T05:18:07Z")

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True and false.

I am a _Blade Runner_ fan, and you are not.  
I have not met anyone who appeared in the movie, and you have.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/179 "2019-06-15T10:49:21Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> True and false.
> 
> I am a _Blade Runner_ fan, and you are not.  
> I have not met anyone who appeared in the movie, and you have.

False and false (a friend had a role in a Best Picture nominated film)  
I have been a numismatist and you have not.

I have never cohabitated and you have.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-i-have-never/834837/180 "2019-06-15T12:19:33Z")

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False and true.

I have known people who acted in Cecil B. DeMille movies and you have not.

I have never had a body part autographed and you have.

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