# I have never... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-never/606548 "2011-12-17T17:29:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-never/606548/61 "2012-01-13T08:18:41Z")
Douched. When it Came Time To Do It, I thought…(I was divorced and sexually active) I just could not confront the snake. (That curved tube from the…shudder.) I reasoned with myself, “Cavewomen didn’t do it, I bet. Nobody did it till Victorian times when they thought everything should be washed out.” A douche is basically vinegar and water and I don’t believe God requires me to be pickled. So I’ve still never. Participated in a threesome. I was in one, one time, but upon further reflection in the bouncing bed decided I didn’t want to share. It was awkward. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-never/606548/62 "2012-01-13T15:47:21Z")
I have never smoked a cigarette or drunk a cup of coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-never/606548/63 "2012-01-13T15:52:28Z")
can we please lay off the spider monkey slut-shaming? ---
**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-never/606548/64 "2012-01-13T15:59:04Z")
I’ve never been north of the [Tropic of Capricorn](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropic_of_Capricorn). I’m fairly sure it’s overrated up there anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Gymnopithys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@Gymnopithys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gymnopithys)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-never/606548/65 "2012-01-13T16:09:01Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > I have never used a debit card. It is either cash or credit for me. > > What have you never? Debit card is the right word :smack: You never credit your account with it. ---
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-never/606548/66 "2012-01-13T16:27:53Z")
54 year old male. “Had sex with a man or a prostitute. (Not) Even once.” - from blood donation questionaire. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-never/606548/67 "2012-01-13T20:24:10Z")
> [@MikeF](#): > > 54 year old male. “Had sex with a man or a prostitute. (Not) Even once.” - from blood donation questionaire. Me, either. The Red Cross still won’t take my blood, though - the bastards! - because I’ve spent more than a cumulative six months in the UK since 1980. Mad Cow Disease, _indeed!_ ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-never/606548/68 "2012-01-14T21:24:04Z")
And I’ve never kissed a chipmunk And I’ve never gotten head lice And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall. I’m a pirate who don’t do anything! I just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask me, if I do anything, I’ll just tell you: I don’t do anything. - Veggie Tales, man! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-never/606548.md?page=3)