# I have no beans **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710 "2004-01-09T20:23:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/1 "2004-01-09T20:23:59Z")
I had 200g They are no more No more Helda Beans They came from Morocco But now they are gone And they would have been good for another 3 days too I am beanless ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/2 "2004-01-09T22:44:36Z")
Poor thing. Here, have some [more.](http://www.utopiauk.com/Product_List/Full_Product_List/full_product_list.html) Or maybe try some other [exotic legumes.](I learned the truth at seventeen) ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/3 "2004-01-09T22:47:28Z")
Dang, second link didn’t work. Try [this.](http://www.phippscountry.com/beanlist.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/4 "2004-01-09T23:26:13Z")
I finished off the hamhocks and blackeyed peas a few days ago. Just got back from the store with a pound each of dry blackeyed peas, black beans, and pinto beans. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/5 "2004-01-10T02:09:55Z")
oooooh, **Chefguy** , they sound nice. I had some nanananananaas instead. Hurrah for nanananananaaas! **Johnny** , little beans bad, big beans good. ewwwwwww kidney beans! yuk yuk yuk! puss beans! eeeeek! ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/6 "2004-01-10T03:01:17Z")
Nice link, Chefguy 😃 I have beans galore 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/7 "2004-01-10T03:11:06Z")
Not only do I have beans, I’m eating beans right now. Black beans with brown rice and carrots and red peppers and garlic and onions and cheeeeeeeeeeese. Oh yeah. But tomorrow I think I’m going to go out and buy more beans. Cold weather is bean weather. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/8 "2004-01-10T03:20:07Z")
Tomorrow I shall have broccoli and courgettes. But today I have no more beans. boo. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/9 "2004-01-10T03:44:25Z")
…and i must fart. ☹ Shoot, I thought this was a “corrupt the quote” game. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/10 "2004-01-10T11:03:03Z")
**I must fart** …and so I am leaving the room. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/11 "2004-01-10T14:33:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*I have no beans \*\* > > …and i must fart. > > ☹ Shoot, I thought this was a “corrupt the quote” game. “I See A Man Sitting On A Bean, And The Bean Is Biting His Leg” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/12 "2004-01-10T14:54:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \* > \*\*I had some nanananananaas instead. > > Hurrah for nanananananaaas!\*\* [Did you buy the right ones?](http://www.rathergood.com/bananas/) ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/13 "2004-01-10T18:15:52Z")
EEEEEEEEEEEK!!! My nananananaaaas didn’t look like that, so they must have been the right ones. I DON’T WANNA DIE!!! BOOOO! ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/14 "2004-01-10T18:19:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TeaElle \* > **Not only do I have beans, I’m eating beans right now. Black beans with brown rice and carrots and red peppers and garlic and onions and cheeeeeeeeeeese. Oh yeah.** Black beans are damn hard to find on this side of the pond. Shame, 'cause I loves 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/15 "2004-01-10T23:15:04Z")
Are these not the same black beans that the local Chinese uses? ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/16 "2004-01-10T23:16:13Z")
Dunno, I refuse to eat what passes for Chinese over here. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/17 "2004-01-10T23:23:18Z")
Isn’t it horribly expensive? Pete McCarthey seems to think so. If they are the same though, they’ve gotta get 'em from somewhere. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/18 "2004-01-11T00:21:48Z")
mmmmmmm…black bean chili…mmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/19 "2004-01-11T00:24:51Z")
I had mangetout today, do they count as beans? ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/20 "2004-01-11T00:47:47Z")
Does that mean he won’t be posting anymore? :eek: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710.md?page=2)