# I have no beans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 9, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710 "2004-01-09T20:23:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/21 "2004-01-11T01:02:57Z")

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ha ha! nah, he’ll be having a lay down, this healthy eating has given me superior stamina! 😃

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/22 "2004-01-11T05:46:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TeaElle \*  
> **Not only do I have beans, I’m eating beans right now. Black beans with brown rice and carrots and red peppers and garlic and onions and cheeeeeeeeeeese. Oh yeah.**

I have a leftover bit of almost the same recipe in the fridge right now. No cheese, but I sliced some smoked sausage into it.

And, **ruadh** , there’s no need to eat the food. Just go to a Chinese shop and buy the dry beans. If you have room (even a balcony), you could even save a few and grow your own.

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/23 "2004-01-11T10:55:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\*If they are the same though, they’ve gotta get 'em from somewhere. 🙂 \*\*

Well they could import them directly themselves (like my Spanish restaurant does with Licor 43, for example). In any case, I didn’t say “impossible”, just “damn hard”, which basically means “I can’t buy them at Tesco’s”.

It was the same when I lived in London, but if it’s got easier since then, would you bring me over a few tins? 😉

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/24 "2004-01-11T14:11:04Z")

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Aye, of course I will **ruadh** , must be able to get 'em somewhere. **Twisty** is coming over at the end of the month, I’ll get him to bring some back with him. 🙂

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/25 "2004-01-12T11:38:58Z")

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\>sings\< …beans and cornbread…beans and cornbread…

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/26 "2004-01-12T11:44:58Z")

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but where did the beans go?

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/27 "2004-01-12T12:18:35Z")

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I dunno where they went, but I know where they’ve bean…

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**Author:** ![Daikona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@Daikona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daikona)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/28 "2004-01-12T13:26:21Z")

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Aww. Now I want beans. I have no beans.

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-beans/223710/29 "2004-01-12T13:32:26Z")

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Woe to us, the beanless masses

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