# I have no cake

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-cake/990687>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-cake/990687 "2023-09-25T20:22:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-cake/990687/21 "2023-09-26T11:25:16Z")

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It’s a sign of a cakeless society.  
Happy b’lated birthday. 🎂 🍵  
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That’s supposed to be a cup of tea…looks more  
like a bowl of soup !

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-cake/990687/23 "2023-09-27T02:40:00Z")

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Thank you! I like soup.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-cake/990687/24 "2023-09-27T03:30:08Z")

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The cake was a lie.

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-cake/990687/25 "2023-09-27T03:41:55Z")

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Just for me?

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-cake/990687/26 "2023-09-27T03:53:00Z")

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Ehh, I prefer cookies these days myself

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-cake/990687/27 "2023-09-27T04:02:36Z")

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Yummy! Brownies would be good too.

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