# I have no future. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686 "2005-03-22T05:08:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/21 "2005-03-22T20:53:43Z")
An empty omen A bill beneath No bad news: tip well -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/22 "2005-03-23T00:52:36Z")
What is this I see? Paper stuck to a sinker? Wet hands show future. ---
**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/23 "2005-03-23T01:13:33Z")
Does eve-ry-one else Read each syl-a-ble like me? Or am I stu-pid? ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/24 "2005-03-23T01:29:54Z")
Some of us read it And some of us do not; but Its not an “or” question 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/25 "2005-03-23T18:27:14Z")
> [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > Some of us read it > And some of us do not; but > Its not an “or” question > 😃 Perhaps it should be, Since the last line of your poem Holds too many beats. ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/26 "2005-03-23T20:05:28Z")
Too many beats, yes But like peppers in kung pao Too many is best ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/27 "2005-03-24T03:58:45Z")
Alas no Szechuan We had meatballs, broccoli. Now I want Chinese! Egg rolls, fried rice, mm… Chow mein and deep fried prawns, too– Tomorrow’s menu. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/28 "2005-03-24T04:06:10Z")
A fortune is read But my cookie tastes funny There were two? I gag. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/29 "2005-03-24T04:28:57Z")
Schezwan! Schezwan! Ooooh! My tongue is burning from you. Can’t find the Rolaids. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/30 "2005-03-24T04:31:17Z")
Eat some Schezwuan now. In haste, I eat the fortune. Good News in my poo ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/31 "2005-03-24T04:35:16Z")
Takeout Asian? Bah. While eating at home is nice, Buffets are bigger. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/32 "2005-03-24T04:36:05Z")
Red Hot Asian Chicks Never Serve my dinner. Always Old Mr. Kim. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/33 "2005-03-24T04:38:08Z")
Yanks waddle in my place Always ordering loudly. I spit in their rice. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/34 "2005-03-24T04:40:15Z")
Chinese takeout bad Lady keep saying “And then?” Friend starved yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/35 "2005-03-24T04:42:06Z")
Yanks says too spicy Want a free replacement soup. Ha! I pee in soup. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/36 "2005-03-24T04:49:01Z")
I pee in Yank soup “good to the last drop!” says Yank I call it Wang Soup. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/37 "2005-03-24T04:53:37Z")
I came to the states. To escape the factory. New Name: Shirwey Wang. ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/38 "2005-03-24T04:59:04Z")
Long tough day at work Go see Mr. Lee for cure Six pack of tall boys ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/39 "2005-03-24T06:21:22Z")
Lunchtime yesterday Chinese takeout cookie would Not tell my fortune Prisoner released Little paper strip not there No lotto numbers Good sir Montoya Vengeance for father’s death Clouds sense of humor Haiku not Chinese On this fact we all agree Good fun even so Nyquil engages Eyeballs start to swim Sick people should be allowed to use as many syllables as they want in the last line of a hai hai haichoo. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686/40 "2005-03-24T17:39:41Z")
White container in fridge, Congealed mass contained therein, Future in landfill. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-future/295686.md?page=3)