# I have no pubic hair!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-pubic-hair/214465>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-pubic-hair/214465 "2003-11-21T07:23:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-pubic-hair/214465/41 "2003-11-25T18:54:31Z")

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“Igor, is the Mutilizer Ray recharged yet?”

“Yes Master, but her brain might not withstand this many orgasms in so short a time…”

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**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-pubic-hair/214465/42 "2003-11-25T20:40:59Z")

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Small bit of advice. Use a beard trimmer next time.

😛

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-pubic-hair/214465/43 "2003-11-26T04:10:54Z")

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I’m never doing this again.

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**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-pubic-hair/214465/44 "2003-11-26T07:37:51Z")

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_surfing the boards_  
Hm, this looks like a weird thread title.  
_eyes scroll over to thread starter_  
:gasp:  
My roommate?!  
_dies laughing_  
_wipes tears of laughter, then ducks from AotL_  
…The water is BROWN? Holy crap. Maybe it’s festive for Thanksgiving! or…  
_comfort_ 😛 _laugh_ _duck_ Man, now she’s going to have the locks changed when I get back…

/Shadez

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**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-pubic-hair/214465/46 "2003-11-26T11:51:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by wendyrulesME \*  
> \*\*Or get some nice eager bathroom helper to do it for you!!!😉 Who knows what it will lead to!!! \*\*

Now, don’t you go tellin’ tales out of school, yah hear?!! 😉😃

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