# "I have no Soul."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 19, 2019, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171 "2019-05-19T00:24:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171/1 "2019-05-19T00:24:47Z")

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Today I got a random text from an unknown number. They were interested in the Kia Soul I had for sale and wanted to arrange a time to come by and look at it.

I desperately wanted to respond “I’m sorry… I have no Soul.” Or possibly “My Soul is not for sale!”

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171/2 "2019-05-19T00:32:24Z")

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Don “No Soul” Simmons

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171/3 "2019-05-19T00:36:21Z")

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So, you’re saying Shoeless was a typo? 😃

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171/4 "2019-05-19T00:49:28Z")

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“No shirt, no shoes, no soul, no sale.”

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171/5 "2019-05-19T01:11:07Z")

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Just tell it’s souled out!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171/6 "2019-05-19T01:14:48Z")

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You soul sucker, you!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171/7 "2019-05-19T01:20:32Z")

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For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own Soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his Soul?

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171/8 "2019-05-19T01:47:39Z")

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So you are NOT a Soul Man…

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171/9 "2019-05-19T01:50:58Z")

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Are you keeping the hamsters?  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-no-soul/834171/10 "2019-05-19T04:45:29Z")

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> [@AncientHumanoid](#):
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> Don “No Soul” Simmons

For those who haven’t had the pleasure.

  
By the way, I happen to own a Soul, but it’s not for sale. Do you know how hard it is to find a reliable cheap car with a manual transmission these days?