Nicolo would be proud.
What does Tesla have to do with this?
Well, tap water conducts electricty, and since payrolls any more are electronic…
Niccolo as in Niccolo Machiavelli
Thanks, but I am pretty sure (I hope) the Tesla Reference was tongue-in-cheek. 
We got checks today. Let’s see if the bank cashes them. Payday and I am cranky, not at all happy.
These people are idiots.