# I have now guaranteed that every man in a 50 mile radius will run at my approach... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 6, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-guaranteed-that-every-man-in-a-50-mile-radius-will-run-at-my-approach/379230 "2006-11-06T00:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-guaranteed-that-every-man-in-a-50-mile-radius-will-run-at-my-approach/379230/61 "2006-11-09T21:29:18Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] As Norm MacDonald would say, those are some mean streets, when you’re a wiener dog in a sweater. [/QUOTE] Tru dat, but like I said - He’s the biggest sissy-dog on the block, so he should be ok. My friend’s husband said that to truly repel the boys, I need to get a third matching sweater in a “man” size and carry it with me, just in case…anyone gets too close, just whip that baby out. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-guaranteed-that-every-man-in-a-50-mile-radius-will-run-at-my-approach/379230/62 "2006-11-10T13:54:30Z")
You know, just before, if you say “Excuse me while I whip this out…” that might seal the deal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-guaranteed-that-every-man-in-a-50-mile-radius-will-run-at-my-approach/379230.md?page=3)