# I have now heard everything.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 11, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324 "2004-08-11T06:23:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/1 "2004-08-11T06:23:48Z")

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On the radio right now. A techno version of “Sunglasses At Night”.

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![dry\_gear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@dry\_gear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dry_gear)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/2 "2004-08-11T06:34:02Z")

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According to [allmusic.com](http://allmusic.com), SAN is a new-wave song. That doesn’t seem too incompatible with techno to me.

I think it would be weird to hear a techo version of a mainstream modern country. Like that one I hate that goes “hell yeah/turn it up”.  
Or techo blues!

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/3 "2004-08-11T06:37:06Z")

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I agree… new wave is basically 80s techno so I don’t find it weird at all.

The country version of “Gin and Juice” I heard a few years ago, on the other hand, still gives me nightmares.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/4 "2004-08-11T06:57:48Z")

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I’d reply, but I’ve long since accepted that I don’t process music the same way as most of the people on this board. Not saying either way is better; just that I’m almost always in the minority with my opinions, so I’ll let it go.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/5 "2004-08-11T07:10:03Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> The country version of “Gin and Juice” I heard a few years ago, on the other hand, still gives me nightmares.

I love that song. It’s by The Gourds, if anyone’s looking for it.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/6 "2004-08-11T07:22:46Z")

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You would.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/7 "2004-08-11T15:14:38Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> I love that song. It’s by The Gourds, if anyone’s looking for it.

One of my all-time favorite covers! That song can crack up any carload of people or lighten up any party.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/8 "2004-08-11T18:36:15Z")

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I thought Secret Agent Man by toledo Polkamotion was pretty wrong on more than one level ☹

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/9 "2004-08-11T18:41:12Z")

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There’s an accoustic version of “Boys In The Hood” by Dynamite Hack. It’s…different listening to a gangster rap song sung by a country singer.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/10 "2004-08-11T20:16:52Z")

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I heard a Mexican folk version of “Back on the Chain Gang” at a burrito shop. _That_ was weird.

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**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/11 "2004-08-11T23:17:19Z")

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You haven’t heard anything until you’ve heard “Rubber Ducky” techno…in German.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-now-heard-everything/259324/12 "2004-08-11T23:19:54Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> There’s an accoustic version of “Boys In The Hood” by Dynamite Hack. It’s…different listening to a gangster rap song sung by a country singer.

I just heard that a few days ago. I had to listen to the whole thing because I thought it was so strange.
