# I have often felt this way about Subway **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670 "2015-10-14T23:27:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/1 "2015-10-14T23:27:38Z")
A [nude woman](http://www.adn.com/article/20151014/spice-od-suspected-nude-rampage-east-anchorage-subway) thrashed a Subway Shop in Anchorage, AK. The employees fled, but it doesn’t say whether it was from having to look at a naked woman or because of the violence. Once again it goes to prove that good naked people are the only defense against violent naked people. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/2 "2015-10-14T23:33:25Z")
She was probably too old for those guys. (rimshot) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/3 "2015-10-14T23:34:24Z")
The Spice must flow! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/4 "2015-10-14T23:35:36Z")
Bennie Hill gets a gritty reboot. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/5 "2015-10-14T23:57:24Z")
What, she was too old for Jared? Too soon? Edit - I see I was on the same wavelength as **Bobot**. ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/6 "2015-10-15T01:28:39Z")
Dang it. I miss all the good stuff. My town is so boring. ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/7 "2015-10-15T02:37:25Z")
_You’re_ in your town. You’re getting really good ideas here. Sometimes the first step belongs to you. _Carpe diem_. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/8 "2015-10-15T02:51:55Z")
Free the little guy! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/9 "2015-10-15T11:23:42Z")
Huh, must have been out of $5 foot longs. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/10 "2015-10-15T12:59:58Z")
That’s why I support the repeal of public indecency laws so I can openly carry my “gun.” I can’t expect naked sub vandals to politely stop torturing innocent sandwich toppings just because I say “Excuse me while I whip this out.” ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/11 "2015-10-15T14:56:31Z")
> [@DinoR](#): > > That’s why I support the repeal of public indecency laws so I can openly carry my “gun.” I can’t expect naked sub vandals to politely stop torturing innocent sandwich toppings just because I say “Excuse me while I whip this out.” You, sir, deserve a a laurel and hearty handshake! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-often-felt-this-way-about-subway/734670/12 "2015-10-15T16:53:51Z")
Reminds me of that old joke about a machoness test for newbies at the bad-ass bar that includes fighting a bear & shagging a nasty old 'ho. Which quests the drunk newbie gets sideways. No deary, you’re supposed to \*fight \*the police and \*eat \*the sandwich. D’oh :smack: