# I have on no clothes. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901 "2001-11-17T05:06:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/1 "2001-11-17T05:06:47Z")
People should not dare me to get naked. It makes me dangerous. Of course, now I am wrapped up in my rainbow sheets. My hair is all messed up (yeah, how’s that different from normal?). My friend with me is wearing MY shirt. He’s stupid, isn’t he? I just wanted to share this with you guys. 🙂 What are some odd ways you’ve posted? ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/2 "2001-11-17T05:15:17Z")
Are you bragging or complaining? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/3 "2001-11-17T05:15:57Z")
I posted only wearing a towel before (around my hair/head). I posted with my pants at my ankles once because my ass itched. And various other things:D ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/4 "2001-11-17T05:22:07Z")
I’m posting naked right now. Say hi to the MiniDonut! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/5 "2001-11-17T05:28:24Z")
Reeder: Neither. Stating a fact. It’s quite liberating really. I never realized how liberating. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/6 "2001-11-17T06:07:58Z")
Ive never posted naked, but I have posted wearing just boxers. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/7 "2001-11-17T06:10:12Z")
[Tee Hee](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96113) ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/8 "2001-11-17T06:23:57Z")
Well, since it’s not affiliated with the Chicago Reader, I don’t suppose it matters that I’ve gotten and plan on tonight getting naked while in #sd (with my webcam up.) Oh, well. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/9 "2001-11-17T06:35:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*[Tee Hee](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96113) \*\* As soon as I saw the title, I thought of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/10 "2001-11-17T06:36:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mudshark \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > > \*\*[Tee Hee](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96113) \*\* > > As soon as I saw the title, I thought of this thread. \*\* Nude, is _ **CLEARLY** _ the _ **ONLY** _ way to dope… ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/11 "2001-11-17T14:34:59Z")
I’m not typing with my hands right now. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/12 "2001-11-17T16:37:12Z")
I am posting while naked. I don’t even have earrings on. But I am wearing my glasses, and I’ve got a barrette holding back my hair. I will be showering and getting ready to do some work soon. But for the moment, I’m just letting it all hang out on the SDMB. And, Ender, I’m quite impresssed… I’ve never met anybody with such a good voice recognition system before! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/13 "2001-11-17T16:45:22Z")
I’m wearing grey Joe Boxer™ shorts (with the yellow smiley face button) and a black Cybererotica T-shirt. 🙂 \<== the button on my boxers. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/14 "2001-11-17T17:09:56Z")
At the moment, I’m dressed. I have posted naked before, though. Yes, it IS liberating, isn’t it? I’ve also posted while mighty tipsy. It’s fun, but damn, you look back on a drunk post and say “Holy Toledo, was I typing using only my buttcheeks?” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/15 "2001-11-17T17:16:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > I’ve also posted while mighty tipsy. It’s fun, but damn, you look back on a drunk post and say “Holy Toledo, was I typing using only my buttcheeks?” :eek: If you were, my congratulations on a pair of mighty talented buttcheeks! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/16 "2001-11-17T17:45:29Z")
Oh, don’t congratulate me, **punha.** We’re talking “monkeys-who-still-have’t-completed-the-works-of-Shakespeare” looking posts, here. Very, very bad. ---
**Author:** ![JDeMobray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@JDeMobray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JDeMobray)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/17 "2001-11-17T18:37:57Z")
I would never [post](http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2000-11-17&res=h) naked. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/18 "2001-11-17T19:05:51Z")
I live in the southern good ol USofA. We don’t get naked here y’all, we get NEKKID!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/19 "2001-11-17T19:18:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*Well, since it’s not affiliated with the Chicago Reader, I don’t suppose it matters that I’ve gotten and plan on tonight getting naked while in #sd (with my webcam up.) > > Oh, well. \*\* Are you trying to get my hopes up or scare me off? (ducking and running) ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/20 "2001-11-17T22:33:35Z")
People wear clothes in their house? 😉 How strange… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901.md?page=2)