# I have on no clothes. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901 "2001-11-17T05:06:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kathleen\_de\_Trelare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4bbf92/32.png) [@Kathleen\_de\_Trelare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kathleen_de_Trelare)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/21 "2001-11-17T22:37:59Z")
I’m only wearing my glasses and my shoes. It’s really kind of weird. Not the part about me being totally devoid of clothes. That happens as often as I can manage it without people looking askance. It’s the part about having shoes on that worries me. It seems like the only time I wear shoes at home is when I’m in my current state of undress. When there are other people here, I walk around clothed but barefoot. I wonder why that is? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/22 "2001-11-18T23:23:45Z")
Ok, I’m home alone, so I can post naked. [sub]This is SO cool[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/23 "2001-11-19T02:56:36Z")
I _only_ post naked. ---
**Author:** ![bafaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@bafaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bafaa)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/24 "2001-11-19T03:59:01Z")
Don’t know why but the first image that popped into my head when I read the thread title was Frasier Crane running around the bar in Cheers with scissors while yelling, “I’m running with scissors!” ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/25 "2001-11-19T04:06:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*I’m not typing with my hands right now. \*\* **Enderw24** , how the hell you work that shift key? I need details… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mirth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Mirth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirth)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/26 "2001-11-19T05:47:53Z")
swampbear: I’m in Texas and, to me, nekkid and naked mean two different things. Nekkid means you’ve taken your clothes off with the intention of doing naughty things. Naked just means you’re hangin’ out in your birthday suit. Posting naked is one thing… posting _Nekkid_ is quite another. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/27 "2001-11-19T06:48:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruby \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > > \*\*I’m not typing with my hands right now. \*\* > > **Enderw24** , how the hell you work that shift key? > > I need details… > > 😃 \*\* BigEnder has two friends below him. I can use both shift keys at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/28 "2001-11-19T08:48:34Z")
does a collar and some fur count against me? ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/29 "2001-11-19T13:23:46Z")
I win by a mile; i’ve posted “_One-Handed_”… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/30 "2001-11-19T13:34:07Z")
It also helps if you can type with your toes… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901/31 "2001-11-19T13:49:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kathleen de Trelare \* > \*\*I’m only wearing my glasses and my shoes. > It’s really kind of weird. Not the part about me being totally devoid of clothes. That happens as often as I can manage it without people looking askance. It’s the part about having shoes on that worries me. It seems like the only time I wear shoes at home is when I’m in my current state of undress. When there are other people here, I walk around clothed but barefoot. I wonder why that is? \*\* Well, it’s obviously so that you don’t hurt your feet when you go out to get the paper. Duh. ummm, where did you say you live? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-on-no-clothes/93901.md?page=1)