# I HAVE RETURNED... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946 "2001-06-07T16:52:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JoeyImage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@JoeyImage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyImage)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/1 "2001-06-07T16:52:00Z")
Yes folks, it is I, Joey Imsge. I…am the bad apple. I…am the bad seed. I…am the founder and ruler of this place. So how the hell is everyone? I’m back, and I’m here to stay. Unless of course, I get in trouble again, within 10 minutes of my post. These Admins are cool people, but they just have to realize one thing. I’m Joey Image,and when I’m wearing shoes, my feet are covered. So remember that, and also remember this… YIP YOP KABLOOEY ! -Joey Image…has spoken. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/2 "2001-06-07T17:00:35Z")
Whatever you say, dude. :rolleyes: So, when did school let out for you, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/3 "2001-06-07T17:00:36Z")
I’m sorry, I didn’t _quite_ catch the name??? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/4 "2001-06-07T17:10:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JoeyImage \* > Yes folks, it is I, **Joey Imsge** … How do you pronounce that? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/5 "2001-06-07T17:26:07Z")
> [@](#): > > How do you pronounce that? I think its Latin for “Big Ego” ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/6 "2001-06-07T17:41:00Z")
I thought it meant “miniscule genitalia”, though in the PC world we call it “Fucking dickless” (not to be confused with “fucking clueless”, which is simply another group to which the OP belongs.) the shoes line did almost make me smile, though. He’s an amusing, dickless little clue vaccuum. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/7 "2001-06-07T18:56:24Z")
I really didn’t want to and I know I shouldn’t have, but I just couldn’t help myself. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I laughed at the shoe thing too. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/8 "2001-06-07T19:18:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JoeyImage \* > I…am the bad apple. I…am the bad seed. I…am the founder and ruler of this place. You…are the weakest link. > [@](#): > > I’m back, and I’m here to stay. Unless of course, I get in trouble again, within 10 minutes of my post. Huh? Have you posted here using any other accounts? > [@](#): > > Joey Image…has spoken. I remember a while back someone wrote a pit thread and ended the OP with “[screen name] has spoken.” That thread didn’t go over too well. Oh, and off the topic . . . can I have some of whatever you’re smoking? ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/9 "2001-06-07T20:52:01Z")
So my ceiling fan is working out great. It’s all white right now, but my wife wants to paint the blades all different colors. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/10 "2001-06-07T21:34:30Z")
maybe your wife should call in the National Guard to integrate your fan… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/11 "2001-06-07T22:35:19Z")
And you still ain’t figgered out the forum guidelines. Fer instance, this post belongs in MPSIMS; that is our designated area for vacuous bullshit. I’m moving this over there. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/12 "2001-06-08T00:10:53Z")
Yeah, but geez, **UncleBeer** , this doesn’t even rank up there with vacuous! ---
**Author:** ![JoeyImage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@JoeyImage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyImage)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/13 "2001-06-08T05:53:20Z")
Last time I posted on MPISMS it was moved to HERE, so now I agree to post here and you move it THERE. Make up your mind. And to the guy who asked about other nicknames, I’ve posted several times under “JoeyImage” -Joe ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/14 "2001-06-08T06:12:04Z")
Yes folks, it is I, JoeyImage. I…am the bad apple. I…am the bad seed. I…am the founder and ruler of this place. So how the hell is everyone? I’m back, and I’m here to stay. Hang on…what the hell…I’m not JoeyImage. Shit, now that was close. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/15 "2001-06-08T06:31:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by don’t ask \* > \*\*Hang on…what the hell…I’m not JoeyImage. > > Shit, now that was close. \*\* Next time, it’ll be more convincing if you include the typos. Nobody believed you, since you actually spelled JoeyImage correctly. So, **Joey** , enjoying your vacation so far? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/16 "2001-06-08T06:54:16Z")
Damn, I wish I had a ceiling fan. Ceiling fans always remind me of old southern plantations for some reason. I can just picture colonel Sanders sipping his mint julep under the ceiling fan after a hard day harvesting chickens (or whatever you do with 'em). Painting the blades different colors though? That’s kinda bold. People might think you’re some kind of hippie or something. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/17 "2001-06-08T13:38:18Z")
Ceiling fans are nice but they are a bitch to dust. Now swamp coolers, that’s where it’s at! ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/18 "2001-06-08T14:21:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by woodstockbirdybird \* > \*\*Damn, I wish I had a ceiling fan. Ceiling fans always remind me of old southern plantations for some reason. I can just picture colonel Sanders sipping his mint julep under the ceiling fan after a hard day harvesting chickens (or whatever you do with 'em). \*\* Ahhh…the warm wind blowing. The sun setting over the chicken fields. Chickens waving in the breeze, their combs forming hypnotic patterns. The kids behind the barn smoking dried chicken stalks. ::Sniff:: Excuse me. I need a moment. So many good memories. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/19 "2001-06-08T15:15:14Z")
Col. Sanders: “Junior! Junior, where the hell are you? Go out to th’ barn an’ fire up the Chicken Thresher. Those suckers are ripe!!” ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-returned/67946/20 "2001-06-08T15:36:03Z")
[Barton Fink] HONAYYY?!? WHARS MA HONEY??? HONAYYYY!!!?!? [/Barton Fink]