# I Have Serious Wolf-ass

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-serious-wolf-ass/62233>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 17, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-serious-wolf-ass/62233 "2001-04-17T02:26:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-serious-wolf-ass/62233/61 "2001-06-25T04:06:36Z")

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Creatine Cocktails!

**OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOHOOHOWOW!**

I’m going to go soak my arse in cold goat’s milk.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-serious-wolf-ass/62233/62 "2001-06-25T18:51:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by celestina \*  
> **Okay, I’m genuinely curious. I can’t eat spicy foods because they make me vomit. What’s so great about jalapenos and habaneros anyway? They can’t have much of a taste, and even if they did, how could you enjoy them when you’re busy trying to cut the heat with sugar or dairy or water or something?**

There is indeed flavor to these peppers, and I agree that if there’s to much heat, it wipes the taste out.

The heat does seem to add to the flavor, strangely. It’s hard to describe.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-serious-wolf-ass/62233/63 "2001-06-26T09:25:49Z")

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Sheeesh!!! Am I the **only** person on this board who thought this was going to be a bestiality thread? I’m getting disappointed in you people, I really am. 😛

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**Author:** ![Mobius74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@Mobius74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mobius74)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-serious-wolf-ass/62233/64 "2001-06-26T12:35:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \*  
> \*\*Sheeesh!!! Am I the **only** person on this board who thought this was going to be a bestiality thread? I’m getting disappointed in you people, I really am. 😛 \*\*

No bestiality in here yet, but there is a hint of it in the “Would you consider doing this for $6 million?” thread - and probably elsewhere in the SDMB if you’re THAT interested in the topic… If you find what you’re looking for, I don’t want to know…

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**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-serious-wolf-ass/62233/65 "2001-06-26T22:56:31Z")

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people, it’s called “the ring of fire”. duh. and baby wipes are a good for wipin’ when one is afflicted with said ring. of course, a bidet or shower is really the way to go.

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-serious-wolf-ass/62233/66 "2001-06-27T07:25:10Z")

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**celestina** , jalapenos taste like regular green/bell peppersv before the heat kicks in. i cant describe habanero flavor (i’ve never had the fresh ones.) but i assume the heat appears too soon for flavor to appear, as assumed from my habanero hot sauce.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-serious-wolf-ass/62233/67 "2001-06-27T08:00:51Z")

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No, no…you misunderstand me, **Mobius74**. I wasn’t disappointed that it wasn’t a bestiality thread; I was disappointed that no-one had made a remark to that effect yet. Usually the Teaming Millions are quicker than that. I mean, c’mon–nearly two whole pages? That’s almost sad. 😉

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-serious-wolf-ass/62233/68 "2001-06-27T12:49:53Z")

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Congratulations to **Scylla**. This is the only thread so far that I’ve actually saved, it’s so funny.

:hands **Scylla** bronzed bag of Jalapeno Chips, applause sounds:

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