# I have SOULS for sale!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-souls-for-sale/563553>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-souls-for-sale/563553 "2010-12-09T17:43:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-souls-for-sale/563553/21 "2010-12-10T23:37:59Z")

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What colour are they? I like to match my souls with my outfit.

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2010, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-souls-for-sale/563553/22 "2010-12-11T06:49:14Z")

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I bought someone’s soul once. Can’t remember where I stored it, though. I may have sold it on eBay by mistake.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-souls-for-sale/563553/23 "2010-12-11T20:35:37Z")

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Well, I **do** need fuel for the new engine… I’ll take a hundred of your darkest, bitterest, and most vengeful!

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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-souls-for-sale/563553/24 "2010-12-11T22:09:10Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Do you have any souls of big legged women? I’m not certain, but I’ve heard those are rare…

But I been told they aint got no souls, so I’d be careful before signing that contract if I were you.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-souls-for-sale/563553/25 "2010-12-11T22:50:37Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> I have old souls, young souls, famous souls and souls of the broken, the beaten and The Damned (yes, even Captain Sensible!).

…even kids with chicken pox? 😛

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