# I Have Tears Streaming Down My Face OR MarxBoy Has Found The World's Best Website **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504 "2001-05-06T03:05:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/1 "2001-05-06T03:05:47Z")
OK, I swear this is the most wonderful thing ever. [http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/](http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/) Go to that site, then click on all of the pages at the bottom, starting with “Bad Boy Life” It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed this hard. Please everyone back me up on this. MarxBoy ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/2 "2001-05-06T03:10:28Z")
“He”(and I use the term loosely) looks like a girl with a mustache. ---
**Author:** ![gadgetgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@gadgetgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gadgetgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/3 "2001-05-06T03:18:34Z")
“NOTE: I will not post a picture of my house because it is too large to photograph and for privacy reasons.” just brilliant, I think I’m in love. And boy, do you think that money is a problem for him? I gotta get a tissue, this is too funny. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/4 "2001-05-06T03:18:56Z")
Ladies and gentleman, I’ve found a new god, his name is Asian Prince. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/5 "2001-05-06T03:22:03Z")
**Marxboy** , wherever did you find this? It’s wonderful. I can’t stop laughing! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/6 "2001-05-06T03:30:15Z")
I think I’m in **love**!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/7 "2001-05-06T03:31:02Z")
Thank you **MarxBoy** 🙂 I needed a good laugh. Rose ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/8 "2001-05-06T03:31:38Z")
Oh, my gosh! I had to tell my friend, who I was talking to on the phone, that he had to hold on. I was laughing that hard. ::Crying:: L-L-Laugh-::snort::-ing Oh, my side hurts. [Cameron’s voice, from Ferris Bueller] “Asian Prince, you’re my hero.” [/Cameron’s voice, from Ferris Bueller] ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/9 "2001-05-06T03:32:31Z")
I think we should introduce him to that nutjob Mary! LOL! ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/10 "2001-05-06T03:35:29Z")
That is hilarious **Marxboy**. One of his possible dates is Mayim Bialik (“Blossom”). All your base are property of Asian Prince:) ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/11 "2001-05-06T03:44:59Z")
I too found this site to be both interesting and amusing. I even left a friendly message in his guestbook, but was horrified when I read through a few of the pages of other messages. Perhaps I am naive, but there was so much **hatred** in what people were saying. Is the Net really so full of pure nastiness and the desire to spoil her peoples fun? Well I suppose computer viruses are the evidence that it is. Folks if you do go there, and it’s worth the trip, please think of leaving a small friendly message in the guestbook. You don’t have to be honest. It **is** the Net, after all. I wish I were a rich recording artist with gold jewerly. Redboss PS could he marry the Berlin Wall? ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/12 "2001-05-06T04:00:15Z")
A moderately clever parody of a personal website. If y’all think this is for real, the jokes’s on you! Peace, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/13 "2001-05-06T04:01:48Z")
Actually, the _joke’s_ on me for not previewing! ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/14 "2001-05-06T04:03:49Z")
Clever? Not really. Funny? Hell yes! Real? Of course not. Come on, nobody would really make a web page like that for themself, but dammit, it’s fun to pretend, ok? And to all the rest of you: Thank you! ::bows:: Thank you! I have submitted this to TubaDiva for Wierd Earl’s consideration. MarxBoy ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/15 "2001-05-06T06:34:15Z")
Well if you do a search on google on Tuan Anh it appears that there might really be a Vietnamese singer of that name who looks like that. Or someone has gone to an incredible lot of bother. Speaking Vietnamese would help to figure out just what the truth is 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/16 "2001-05-06T06:58:55Z")
Daemon has suggested this site as a Cruel Site of the Day: [http://www.cruel.com/](http://www.cruel.com/) You too may suggest it, it’s just too funny… flame this idiot, if it is for real… ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/17 "2001-05-06T07:00:02Z")
in the first line he says his name is Wo-Hen Nankan… a search for THAT brings up ONLY the same website and links to it. ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/18 "2001-05-06T09:03:58Z")
I found Tuan Anh somewhere on that site and google gives this site [http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/tuan\_anh.htm](http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/tuan_anh.htm) which definitely is the same guy. Can’t mistake that groovy moustache! OK [Asianjoke.com](http://Asianjoke.com) doesn’t inspire confidence but you can click through to this site [http://www.vietmedia.com/music/singers/?ID=119&Topic=TUAN+ANH](http://www.vietmedia.com/music/singers/?ID=119&Topic=TUAN+ANH) which is conveniently in Vietnamese and lacks photos. Ah found it. On the page about his music, he says he recorded under the name Tuan Anh and there does seem to be a real artiste of that name. Who no doubt would be heartily pissed off by this site. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/19 "2001-05-06T09:12:11Z")
Honda Civic EX!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Cant… breathe… laughing… to hard… ---
**Author:** ![loislane138](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@loislane138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loislane138)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/20 "2001-05-06T09:40:57Z")
My favorite quote from this site: “My favorite color is light purple and I am very intelligent” (from the Pictures section0 That’s genius. I’d like to shake the hand of the person who made this site. They should go to [http://www.engrish.com/index.html](http://www.engrish.com/index.html) for some more inspiration on wording. LP [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504.md?page=2)