# I Have Tears Streaming Down My Face OR MarxBoy Has Found The World's Best Website **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504 "2001-05-06T03:05:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/21 "2001-05-06T12:00:39Z")
Oh, hello there. You caught me styling my thick, beautiful hair which was dented along with my car and the six gorgeous girls I keep in my back seat But don’t worry; I can always get more girls and wigs, as money is no object for me. Fortunately my face (have you ever seen a more stunning one?) was unblemished. Not that it would have mattered much, as I can afford constant plastic surgery well into the 12th millenium. Ah, the autograph hounds have found me. Mustn’t disappoint them, although if they become annoyed, I’ll just buy more… Good stuff,MarxBoy. Redboss: Fret not; I’m going to buy you the biggest jewlery I can find. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/22 "2001-05-06T12:46:38Z")
This IS one hilarious site, but it’s been around for quite some time. He has updated it quite a bit, but I definitely remember somebody at Snopes about a year or so ago pointing us in that site’s direction. IIRC, it’s most definitely a joke. I think it’s quite a well done joke, however. What amazes me are the people who think he’s for real. It’d be even funnier if he _was_! And **Redboss** , I agree with you about the hateful people that were spewing venom all over his guestbook. I think it was hardly called for, but the best part is he DID fool them into thinking the site’s legit. I guess the joke is on them! ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/23 "2001-05-06T13:18:58Z")
I can’t figure this, on his photo gallery in the section 'A prince in search of a princess’on hte section where he mentions all his jewellery he is shown in deeply moody relflective type pose holding a deeply moody cigarette but… In the last photo of that section he says > [@](#): > > I’m giving a smile to all the women out there! Since I don’t smoke, my teeth are pearly white. Remember to right click 'cause the ‘Asian prince is so hot!!’ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/24 "2001-05-06T13:43:22Z")
I think the Asian Prince and [url="[Peter Pan's Home Page!](http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/)"Peter Pan should get together. 😃 Great site, **MarxBoy**! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/25 "2001-05-06T13:44:34Z")
[Grrrrrr!](http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/) Next time I’ll preview, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/26 "2001-05-06T14:13:13Z")
Well, except for the last three and Blossom (no offence to them), the Asian Prince has great taste in women 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/27 "2001-05-06T14:18:56Z")
Ack, and why don’t any of his cars have license plates? 😛 It’s a well done site, he’s hilarious. I think I’ll email him some praise 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/28 "2001-05-06T14:48:31Z")
Sorry to put three posts in a row, but I did email him, and he replied! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/29 "2001-05-06T14:56:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Speaker for the Dead \* > \*\*Sorry to put three posts in a row, but I did email him, and he replied! 🙂 \*\* Well…what did he say? I’m just dying to know! ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/30 "2001-05-06T14:58:24Z")
LOL, that was funny, thanks for posting the link.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![moggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@moggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moggy)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/31 "2001-05-06T16:45:29Z")
LOL! I am jealous of his thick, long, fluffy hair. I do so want to see the backseat of one of his sexy modified vans. But seriously, the way he looks in his photos (oddly feminine) remind me of pictures of Indian deities like Krishna- an odd combination of male/female features. I wonder what the real story is. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/32 "2001-05-06T16:50:37Z")
> [@](#): > > ME: What’s up? How’s your site going? > HIM: I’ve had many dates because of it. Nothing spectacular ---
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/33 "2001-05-06T17:16:52Z")
This guy must have taken [Curry’s](http://www.rubberburner.com/) tutorials on getting women. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/34 "2001-05-06T21:50:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mercutio \* > \*\*Honda Civic EX!!! > > BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! > > Cant… breathe… laughing… to hard… \*\* That’s my favorite part too. > [@](#): > > I was going to modify the car all by myself, because I am good with my hands Damn, I hope that **TubaDiva** likes this as much as we do. Although, I almost hope someone can top it, that would be really cool. MarxBoy (who also has submitted his Household Mythology Thread for Threadspotting) ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/35 "2001-05-06T22:01:20Z")
Yes! I was going to mention [Rubber Burner](http://www.rubberburner.com/) as well! It is really a prize. Be sure to check out the QuickTime movies. I saved one on my hard drive, it was so hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/36 "2001-05-07T02:25:28Z")
Even though that webpage is gold, I am so rich that it is no great loss to me. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/37 "2001-05-07T02:45:08Z")
:eek: I’ll bet [http://www.jesus.com](http://www.jesus.com) would probably be a good bet too. This dude-Asian Prince-looks like that guy from that video, the one that went, “I’m crucified, crucified, like my savior!” It was on Beavis and Butthead, with two-and don’t take this the wrong way-REALLY fem guys dressed in lace prancing around and this girl with huge breasts wearing a lacey 1700s type dress sitting in a bathtub, or something? Help me out, here. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/38 "2001-05-07T13:01:46Z")
::BUMP:: ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Walter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@Sweet\_Walter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Walter)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/39 "2001-05-07T14:55:35Z")
breathing deeply… maintaing composure… surfing site… sweat pouring, vision blurring, can…not…let…boss…see…tears, "I’m giving a smile to all the women out there! Since I don’t smoke, my teeth are pearly white. " Sprinted to private place to roll around on the ground. I think my head turned light purple trying to contain myself. ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/40 "2001-05-07T15:21:46Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Guinastasia_ > This dude-Asian Prince-looks like that guy from that video, the one that went, “I’m crucified, crucified, like my savior!” It was on Beavis and Butthead, with two-and don’t take this the wrong way-REALLY fem guys dressed in lace prancing around and this girl with huge breasts wearing a lacey 1700s type dress sitting in a bathtub, or something? > > Help me out, here. _ **I cry, I pray, mon dieu** _ My pleasure, **Guinastasia**. You’re thinking of a band called **[Army of Lovers](http://ubl.artistdirect.com/fp2.asp?layout=a_bio&artistid=3285&p_id=P++++12253)**. The song is, aptly, “[Crucified](http://www.musicserver2.com/scripts/hurlpnm.exe?/~ll-475124/0018990_0102_00_0002.ra),” off their album “[Massive Luxury Overdose](http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=Asmv1z8hajyvn).” _curtseycurtsey_ 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504.md?page=3)