# I Have Tears Streaming Down My Face OR MarxBoy Has Found The World's Best Website **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504 "2001-05-06T03:05:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/41 "2001-05-07T16:43:23Z")
THAT’S THE ONE! He looks like that dude! Heheheh…I posted this over at SAAN. THIS is a Weird Earls, as is the Amputee wannabe chica! ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/42 "2001-05-08T05:28:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by casdave \* > \*\*I can’t figure this, on his photo gallery in the section 'A prince in search of a princess’on hte section where he mentions all his jewellery he is shown in deeply moody relflective type pose holding a deeply moody cigarette but… > In the last photo of that section he says > > > [@](#): > > > > I’m giving a smile to all the women out there! Since I don’t smoke, my teeth are pearly white. > > \*\* Well, he says in the caption of the cigarette shot, “I don’t smoke the cigarette was used for effect.” \*\* > [@](#): > > Remember to right click 'cause the ‘Asian prince is so hot!!’ 🙂 \*\* And the status bar continually reads, “Ashley is good in bed! Laura is hot too!” The minute I saw this, I thought of that other fake site, with the really unattractive Asian guy saying “Am I not hot?” Anyone notice that that same guy is on the “Possibly Gay Males” page? (FTR, he’s a character actor, and I doubt he thinks he’s hot, but he does make a decent living getting kicked about by Chow Yun-Fat and other such action stars.) ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/43 "2001-05-08T06:10:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Primaflora \* > \*\* > you can click through to this site > [http://www.vietmedia.com/music/singers/?ID=119&Topic=TUAN+ANH](http://www.vietmedia.com/music/singers/?ID=119&Topic=TUAN+ANH) > > which is conveniently in Vietnamese and lacks photos. > > \*\* It says that Tuan Anh is a male singer unlike any other, and apparently has been at it for more than ten years. He was influenced by Boy George, but now Boy George has been forgotten, and Tuan Anh is by himself. He likes white and the number nine. (I’m not sure why they mention that either.) He came to the U.S. in 1979, after spending some time studying at the college of sciences in Saigon. When he got here, he decided to follow a musical career, and got his start at the Maxim’s club is Houston, TX. That’s the gist of it anyway. I’ve seen his posters up in Little Saigon. I always thought he was a woman wearing a fake moustache too, and I guess I just ignored the (male) name “Tuan Anh” under the strangely attractive picture. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/44 "2001-05-08T06:44:05Z")
‘Women cannot resist me’ ‘I cannot resist women’ Another paradox to be investigated? Well, crash your server, fuckhead! ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/45 "2001-05-08T09:34:57Z")
Hilarious. “I am so dreamy.” Oh man, guys, we gotta get together and come up with something like this. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/46 "2001-05-08T09:46:28Z")
He looks like Imelda Mqrcos with a mustache. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/47 "2001-05-08T09:56:41Z")
That was supposed to be Imelda Marcos. Did anyone read his guestbook entries? There is some seriously homophobic, hateful crap in there. If this guy is for real, I’d be concerned. There is everything in their from suggestions that he should kill himself to death threats. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/48 "2001-05-08T15:24:45Z")
> [@](#): > > People are always complimenting my hair. They say to me, “Nice mullet!” or “I really like your mullet, who’s your barber?” At first, I was confused at this statement. I didn’t know what a mullet was. I found out after asking my girlfriend at that time. And then what? Is that why she left you? Say what you will but man does this guy understand sarcasm! Nice Mullet HAHAHAHAHAHA! Also, People say “I really like your mullet, who’s your barber?” and you can’t figure out what a mullet is? Hmmmmmm… Ladies, We have a winner! ---
**Author:** ![\_Uigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_Uigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Uigi)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/49 "2001-05-08T22:24:26Z")
Elvis IS dead, …but he’s been reincarneted. I’ll just assume Weird Earl’s seen this? The only thing missing was a van covered in tiger fur. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/50 "2001-05-08T23:49:08Z")
Incomprehensibly, this site was NOT chosen for wierd earl’s. Nor was my Household Mythology Creatures Thread chosen for threadspotting. Sad, sad, sad. MarxBoy ---
**Author:** ![Yersinia\_Pestis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ccd318/32.png) [@Yersinia\_Pestis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yersinia_Pestis)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/51 "2001-05-09T14:14:06Z")
Anybody looking for someone a little more bad-ass might want to check out [http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstunaz/index.html](http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstunaz/index.html) or [http://www.straightballin.gq.nu/](http://www.straightballin.gq.nu/) Marxboy, you crack me up. -yersinia ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/52 "2001-05-09T16:45:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Yersinia Pestis \* > > [http://www.straightballin.gq.nu/](http://www.straightballin.gq.nu/) Is it just a coincidence that Screech from “Saved by the Bell” is featured on the above IcyHotStunaz page and the AsianPrince213 page? What an icon. Does this mean there are 212 other super-masculine beauties out there? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/53 "2001-05-10T02:50:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Yersinia Pestis \* > [http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstunaz/index.html](http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstunaz/index.html) or > [http://www.straightballin.gq.nu/](http://www.straightballin.gq.nu/) I went to both of these sites. After a minute or two, all these windows started opening up uncontrollably - it wouldn’t let me close any of them. Then, there was a sound clip that was something about some guy not being able to “get this dick out of his mouth”. Appropriate porn followed. Be careful when you go to this site; this honestly happened to me, and I hope it doesn’t happen to you (unless you want it to, of course…in that case, best of luck!). ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/54 "2001-05-10T05:51:41Z")
This pic. along with the icehotstunzahoobajoo can be found on [Consumption junction](http://www.consumptionjunction.com), be warned though, this site is very graphic!! I think [cj.com](http://cj.com) and other sites like college humor make the hilarious sites like these really popular. If you dare venture into consumptionjunction, go to “crazy crap” and then go to pictures. Make sure you read the description first though! Pictures like the one we’re talking about are normally labeled “Pimp of the Week” so keep an eye out for those. I found this one pretty funny off cj as well: [Wow, what a pimp](http://www.asianavenue.com/Members/Me/personalpage.html?MEMBER=d_p-2) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/55 "2001-05-10T11:55:10Z")
😛 [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70445](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70445) ---
**Author:** ![Evnglion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@Evnglion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evnglion)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504/56 "2001-05-10T12:06:38Z")
that wasn’t the funniest thing I have ever seen, but pretty close. He was, seriously, a girl with a mustache. At least he’s good with his hands! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-tears-streaming-down-my-face-or-marxboy-has-found-the-worlds-best-website/64504.md?page=2)