# I have the best friends anyone could ask for

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 16, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781 "2003-03-16T11:43:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/1 "2003-03-16T11:43:49Z")

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My birthday was last Tuesday, and there had been plans in the works for **Zappo** , **DaveW** and **Mrs. Dave-Guy** to come to Philadelphia to help me celebrate. (Well, a big part of it was for **Dave** and his wife to have a special get-away weekend. Dave just chose Philly so they could help me celebrate. He kept it from **Mrs. Dave-Guy** until they were on the road to the bed and breakfast he found here.)

Anyway, I thought that just having these wonderful friends of mine here to help me celebrate was going to be great. I couldn’t have expected anything more.

Until **Zappo** got here, that is, and told me he had something for me out in the hall. What he had waiting for me were two very, very special gifts.

**Persephone** and **Eutychus**. Two more of my closest friends on the planet, people I never would have expected to see in Philadelphia, in my apartment, on a Saturday night. They’d all been planning this ( **Dave** , **Zap** , **Verrain** , **Persephone** and **Euty** ) since January, when I was going through some severe post-Fest withdrawl. They managed to keep this secret from me for almost two months. I don’t know how, either, since I normally fall into surprises without meaning to.

I hugged them and I cried and I was just… overwhelmed. They knew I needed this, and they made it happen. I’ve got the best friends on the planet.

Thanks, guys, for making this a birthday I can never forget. (From my tiara to the rousing chorus of “Fish Heads” in the restaurant, to checking out our cute waiter. Y’all are the best.) I love you guys.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/2 "2003-03-16T11:51:41Z")

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Sorry I didn’t realise it was your birthday before now, **TruePisces**. Belated birthday greetings to you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/3 "2003-03-16T11:57:16Z")

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That’s ok, hon. I haven’t been around much lately, otherwise I’m sure a thread would have been started long before now. And thank you for the greetings, belated or not. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/4 "2003-03-16T13:45:25Z")

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Yeah, happy birthday. We knew about it, but we weren’t allowed to say anything because we were sworn to secrecy by Zappo.

And that Grey Goose is a reminder that I am going to drink you under the table, like you said you were gonna do to me. 😃

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/5 "2003-03-17T15:57:08Z")

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The Grey Goose is sitting here waiting until the next time you’re in town. Then we’ll see who’s going under the table! 😃

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/6 "2003-03-17T16:05:04Z")

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Aw, that’s sweet! Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/7 "2003-03-17T18:32:13Z")

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::runs naked through thread::

Hey, I saw “birthday” and “TruePisces” in the same thread.

And **TP** , just a suggestion: give Dave a Wild Turkey before y’all start drinking and then escort him outside and you’ll win in a matter of seconds.

😃

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/8 "2003-03-17T20:06:00Z")

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So, can I have your friends?

What? She SAID anyone could ask!

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/9 "2003-03-18T00:26:11Z")

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i was wondering where you were…

apparently under the table with a goose??

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/10 "2003-03-18T01:25:34Z")

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Well, all I can say is that we share the same friends.

I’d never have been able to get there without them.

You’re the best, \*\*TP. \*\* Thanks for being so happy to see me, and thanks for being my friend.

Much love,  
Cristi

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**Author:** ![1ofthegulls](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/bcef8e/32.png) [@1ofthegulls](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1ofthegulls)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/11 "2003-03-18T01:59:41Z")

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WOW…Very special!

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/12 "2003-03-18T10:32:26Z")

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Hey, that’s great. Happy birthday, by the way.

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**Author:** ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/13 "2003-03-18T13:26:58Z")

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A better-late-than-never Happy Birthday, sweetie.

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/14 "2003-03-18T13:35:45Z")

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Crumbs. I can’t believe I missed such a wonderful party.

Happy actually-it-was-last-Tuesday-not-today Birthday, **TP**.

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/15 "2003-03-18T18:15:54Z")

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**Ferret Herder** , thanks. It really was!

**punha** , if I’d been able to get you to run naked through Rx, that would have been a feat. 😉 And I’ll keep the Wild Turkey in mind!

**Davebear** , how much you willing to give me for 'em? They’re pretty dear to me, so they don’t come cheap! 😃

**rc** , yeah, it’s been a bit of a hectic couple of weeks. We should still see about getting together some time. White Dog one of these days, maybe?

**Persephone** , you’re a big part of what draws our group of friends together. And how could I NOT have been so happy to see you? I just wish I could see you more often. I’d bring you banana bread every day, if you wanted it!

**1ofthegulls** , it really was. I consider myself incredibly lucky.

**Tansu** , thanks. Didn’t you wish me one over at Una on the day, though?! 🙂

**Frank** , thanks honey. It really was a great birthday. And if **rc** and **Verrain** and I get together at White Dog, think I can talk you into coming into University City?

**Gorgon** , that’s what you get for not keeping in touch with me or **Dave** or **Verrain** or **Zappo**! You miss out on all the fun stuff! 🙂 When’s the next time you’ll be down this way? And thanks for the Birthday wishes. Even if it is a week late. 😉

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/16 "2003-03-18T22:27:52Z")

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Best.  
Weekend.  
Ever.

I was suffering withdrawal, too, so seeing all y’all was a tonic for me (and **Mrs. Dave-Guy** , who has decided that **Zappo** is going to be her boyfriend).

Three wonderful things all rolled into one weekend for me: finally having a getaway weekend with my wife _sans_ kids, celebrating **True’s** birthday, and seeing some of my bestest friends in the whole world again.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/17 "2003-03-18T22:51:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*
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> **Davebear** , how much you willing to give me for 'em? They’re pretty dear to me, so they don’t come cheap! 😃

Yeah, I’m easy but I’m not cheap. 😃

I’m glad you had a good birthday, sweetie. But of course you have great friends. Because you are such a great friend yourself!

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/18 "2003-03-19T00:18:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \*  
> \*\*I was suffering withdrawal, too, so seeing all y’all was a tonic for me (and **Mrs. Dave-Guy** , who has decided that **Zappo** is going to be her boyfriend). \*\*

Well, that certainly takes the pressure off of _me_.

But yes, I was only there for the one evening, but it was one of the best evenings I’ve ever spent. Good food, the greatest friends and Sal’s banana bread face. 😃

There’s only one thing that could have made the whole experience better.

Turtle Races!!!

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/19 "2003-03-19T00:33:07Z")

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Turtle Races AND Banana Bread in one evening?!! Be still my heart! 😃

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-friends-anyone-could-ask-for/161781/20 "2003-03-19T02:14:35Z")

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Don’t get greedy, now. 😉

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