# I have the best wife **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836 "2003-01-25T07:12:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/21 "2003-01-25T22:37:55Z")
We were all having fun and then along comes a politically correct feminist radical. I thought “oh, shit”, but no she doesn’t get by with spoiling the fun. Thanks **Jessica2** and the other gals that put things into perspective. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/22 "2003-01-25T22:51:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*I’m rather surprised that nobody has said “My wife can beat up your wife.” > > I’m just sayin’ that I could take **featherlou**. That’s all. 😉 \*\* Hey, mine broke a pursesnatcher’s ankle (story [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=66465), about halfway down the page). Don’t be messin’ wit’ my woman. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/23 "2003-01-25T22:53:53Z")
Hey, **Ginger** : you should know that **featherlou** comes from good Saskatchewan farm stock and is, as such, freakishly strong. And she grew up with three sisters, so she’s familiar with such confrontations. Just fair warning. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/24 "2003-01-25T22:58:16Z")
Mine shoots a pistol damned good and is taking karate with me. Neener. Neener. Neener. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/25 "2003-01-25T22:59:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*Hey, mine broke a pursesnatcher’s ankle (story [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=66465), about halfway down the page). Don’t be messin’ wit’ my woman. 😉 \*\* Well, if you wanna go there, my SO has played soccer all her life, so she’s quite used to being tough, pushing people around, and talking smack. In fact, when the ball gets thrown in from out-of-bounds, she has grabbed the opponent’s boobs while the ball is in the air to cause distraction and gain a tactical advantage. It works! I love it when she tells that story! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/26 "2003-01-25T23:31:44Z")
Aw, what a sweetie. I guess I can forgive the ungodly smells emanating from that side of the bed on occasion. 😃 (ps - should there ever be smells coming from my side of the bed, it’s because of the cats. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.) ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/27 "2003-01-26T00:23:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dread Pirate Jimbo \* > \*\*Hey, **Ginger** : you should know that **featherlou** comes from good Saskatchewan farm stock and is, as such, freakishly strong. And she grew up with three sisters, so she’s familiar with such confrontations. > > Just fair warning. 😉 \*\* Northern Alberta Scandinavians, my family. I’m a sturdy girl. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/28 "2003-01-26T02:49:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*Northern Alberta Scandinavians, my family. I’m a sturdy girl. 😃 \*\* So _thats_ where I get it from… You know, the “sturdyness” And just a warning for anyone going up against my antie ginger: watch out. she’s got a nasty wet willie. I speak from experience. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/29 "2003-01-26T03:58:21Z")
Bah, I’m not scared of any wet willies. I’ve learned to deal with them from the master, the Dread Pirate himself. {heads off to the gym to start bulking up for “Battle Of the Doper Wives”} ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/30 "2003-01-26T04:05:54Z")
The jello-filled combat ring for the wife fight will be ready for action next weekend. Tickets are on sale now! ---
**Author:** ![Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clint_in_Wichita)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836/31 "2003-01-26T19:23:23Z")
My wife likes to watch porn with me and point out the females she’d like for us to double-team. She will do the same thing at a bar or club, too. She’ll follow through with it when given the chance, too. MY wife kicks ass. Sorry, manhaters. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-best-wife/150836.md?page=1)