# I have the cutest baby ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719 "2003-06-14T01:39:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/1 "2003-06-14T01:39:20Z")
I wish I knew how to link pictures. Seriously, I have the cutest baby in the whole world. She’s lying in her crib, on her back, arms akimbo, snoring. And I love it. I’ll bet there are no other parents who feel this way 🙂 My baby’s cuter than your—ers. My baby’s cuter than your—ers. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/2 "2003-06-14T01:55:55Z")
sigh…enjoy it while you can. All too soon she’ll be a surly 13 year old with a major attitude problem. And no, she isn’t. My son was the most beautiful baby ever born. His great-grandfather said so, and the man was NEVER wrong. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/3 "2003-06-14T03:59:23Z")
I’ve got the both of you beat. My son is the sweetest, most beautiful baby on this earth. Everyone says so, and everyone can’t be wrong. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/4 "2003-06-14T04:03:15Z")
Eh, wrong. I have the cutest, sweetest [nephew](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/Jessica2/RyanEaster.jpg) on the planet. Everyone says so, and everyone can’t be wrong. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/5 "2003-06-14T04:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lorene \* > **I wish I knew how to link pictures.** It’s snappity. First sign up with a free image-hosting account at [Village Photos.](http://www.villagephotos.com) Then upload your photos to your account and post the URL here. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/6 "2003-06-14T05:21:14Z")
Unfortunately, you are all incorrect. The cutest baby in the world is my daughter, [Ava](http://members.villagephotos.com/viewimage.asp?id_=3069827) PS Thanks **Q.E.D.**! I’ve been looking for an easy image hosting site. PPS At the risk of starting a baby war, all the linked kiddos are damn cute. We Dopers have some good gametes, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/7 "2003-06-14T05:22:36Z")
Nope sorry, my baby is the cutest in the world, and everyone thinks so. But to be fair I’ll put it this way, I have the cutest girl baby that is between four and five months of age. There, just to satisfy your own opinions (even though they are wrong, because Darby is the cutest). ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/8 "2003-06-14T05:25:15Z")
Oops. I think I need to do [this](http://www.villagephotos.com/pubbrowse.asp?selected=311503) to let people link to it. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/9 "2003-06-14T13:10:59Z")
Oh ya’ll go on cooing and ahhing over your offspring. I’ll pull out the dew rag and [end](http://home.revealed.net/ddwyer/bandana-sm.jpg) this silly debate once and for all. She’ll be two July 18. She’s still my baby. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/10 "2003-06-14T14:01:44Z")
[http://images.snapfish.com/33787\<%3B523232fp8\>nu%3D3236\>%3B59\>638\>wsnrcg%3D32324983%3B7835nu0mrj](http://images.snapfish.com/33787%3C%3B523232%7Ffp8%3Enu%3D3236%3E%3B59%3E638%3Ewsnrcg%3D32324983%3B7835nu0mrj) OK, here’s a link to the aforementioned cutest baby, although jk1245 is right in mentioning how cute all these babes are. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/11 "2003-06-14T14:14:02Z")
Oh my god … the cuteness … I can’t handle it any more … too much cute! Aiiii!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/12 "2003-06-14T14:46:18Z")
I beg to differ. Bow down to the immeasurable adorableness that is [SOPHIE!](http://hometown.aol.com/jthorn1934/myhomepage/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/13 "2003-06-14T14:50:23Z")
Btw, you may all come worship Sophie personally at the East TN Dopefest that is happening tonight in Knoxville. (Baileys taproom and pizzaria, 7:00pm-ish). ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/14 "2003-06-14T14:51:19Z")
_Too… cute… Must… pinch… CHEEKS…_ ---
**Author:** ![insomnia4AM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@insomnia4AM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/insomnia4AM)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/15 "2003-06-14T16:17:52Z")
Ok, I’ll bite…even though everyone here has absolutely adorable children… [THESE](http://photos.yahoo.com/shellybarden) will send you into sugar shock…(if you aren’t already there) ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/16 "2003-06-14T16:23:52Z")
Yummmy babies 🙂 I just love munchkins! Mine’s no longer a baby _sniff_ she turned two in may and today she gets out of the crib and into a bed! You can all gawk over her a [www.kaczorzoo.net](http://www.kaczorzoo.net) and just follow cara’s links. I’ll be awash in new baby goodness in october though… beware! ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-the-cutest-baby-ever/181719/17 "2003-06-14T18:24:31Z")
Wow! We breed 'em good around here. There’s some seriously lovely children being shown off here. [Here’s my own little beauty](http://www.villagephotos.com/pubbrowse.asp?selected=312229)–although he’s 2 now and not technically a baby anymore. However, I am sitting here three days overdue, so I’ll have new official baby cuteness very very soon–It’d better be soon anyway! 🙂