# I have to change my screenname - suggestions? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 9, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765 "2001-07-09T01:54:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/21 "2001-07-09T12:18:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Personally, “ugly bitch” is not someone I would really talk to. Again its an image thing. I have enough problmes with my own poor self image to really want to get close to someone who has defined themselves as their low self esteem. > > \*\* I’d be far more likely to talk to an “ugly bitch” than I would to other people who have an overwrought sense of self importance that’s reflected in their name. Besides, it’s the person you talk to, not a name. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/22 "2001-07-09T12:31:11Z")
It wasn’t an abbreviation of “Ugly Butch” ? ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/23 "2001-07-09T12:36:20Z")
I also welcome you to the boards. It’s fun here, innit? Can I add, since you invite opinions, I do think a change would help people respond to what you say, not what they think you’ve said. Is that clear? What I mean is that I suspect that unless I knew you quite well, I would tend to read a post from you and think, “yeah, but look what she calls herself - probably a Sad Loser, what would she know?” And yet, from what you’ve said in this thread, you don’t sound like a sad loser (if you did I wouldn’t waste my time writing). Of course if you want to confront people that is your right, but some of the best times around here are when people just kid around and chat. It’s not a strenuous, watch-your-back kind of place. And **Duck Duck Goose** was trying to be supportive, you know. She’s been around a long long while, and is warm, helpful and fun. I think your reply to her was a little miscalculated. As to suggestions, well I offer **Powergirl Striking Jolie-laide Unique** [sub]Oh god, do I sound too Julie Andrews? Or just Julie Andrews enough?[/sub] Redboss ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/24 "2001-07-09T14:24:06Z")
**She-Dog** ---
**Author:** ![Home\_of\_the\_Braves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Home\_of\_the\_Braves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Home_of_the_Braves)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/25 "2001-07-09T14:47:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by don Jaime \* > \*\ ***She-Dog** \*\* or \*\* ugly she-dog \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/26 "2001-07-09T14:59:30Z")
uglyfemaledoginheat? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/27 "2001-07-09T15:22:42Z")
Squicky the Wonder Weasel! ---
**Author:** ![muppetsoup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@muppetsoup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muppetsoup)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/28 "2001-07-09T15:48:53Z")
I vote for “_censored_” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/29 "2001-07-09T17:36:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > an overwrought sense of self importance that’s reflected in their name This from a guy who’s name states his claim as being “the man”? Lighten up, Francis. 🙂 As to the OP, if you’re going to take such a put-upon attitude, I suggest “WendyWhiner” or perhaps just “Waaaaah.” Please note that I’m not looking to curtail your right to moan about your situation. I’m just asking that you do it over in the Pit where it belongs. IMHO is the right place to do your polling, BBQ is the right place to do your complaining about having to do a poll. Hope this helps. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/30 "2001-07-09T21:44:11Z")
I got banned off a Star Trek CCG listserve for the name **Cloudy Discharge**. I also got \*\*The Yeast Infection \*\*banned off there. I am still on the list, incognito, so don’t tell anyone! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/31 "2001-07-10T01:05:32Z")
I thought we had an Evil Bitch a while back? How about…Unpretty Female Dog? or Homely Harpy? ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/32 "2001-07-10T01:15:36Z")
yeah wishbone! yer funny! those are effin hilarious 1 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/33 "2001-07-10T02:15:36Z")
“WhatsNewPussycat” “JuniorHighAngst” “VelveetaFury” “TooMuchYing” ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/34 "2001-07-10T06:16:14Z")
Heh. I’ve always been partial to **Jimmy Stinkweasel** (you can always change the Jimmy part to suit your respective gender), but then again, I’m kinda weird. YMMV ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/35 "2001-07-10T07:08:46Z")
uglybeltch ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/36 "2001-07-10T10:07:01Z")
-Swollen Monkeywrench -Bouncing Beebles -Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious -Land of the Wonderbread -Britney’s Left Nipple -Super Banana Bomb -Snuh! -Cleo the Bottomfeeder -Jumpin’ Jesus -Great Caesar’s Ghost -Quentin the Obnoxious -Lord Twinkie -Pepsi Two -The Noodle Incident -Balmy Salami -Captain Foofoo -Lickity-Doo-Dah -Spamby -Hugh Heifer -Pokey D. Crotch -Snotrocket -Gobbledy Gooker -Poindexter -Kiss My Asphalt -Abra Kafartra -Dripping Rectum -Lickity Splurt -Rabbit Over There -I’m 37 -Yappy’s Dog Treats -Bozarlover -Sir Smegma -King of the Drews There’s plenty more where that came from. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/37 "2001-07-10T15:48:49Z")
I dub thee… CyberGoth ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/38 "2001-07-10T16:31:46Z")
I feel that you’ve gotta go with a Simpsons reference here. How about **QueenOfTheHarpies**?? ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/39 "2001-07-10T18:12:55Z")
How bout **Band**? Get it - sounds like Banned! Or **Evil Odored Trollop**? No - I’ve got it! **\_\_\_\_\_'s Sock Puppet** None of those do it for you? Feh. In that case I second **JuniorHighAngst** (and secretly wish I’d chosen that one for myself!) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/40 "2001-07-10T19:19:46Z")
Ooh! How about “Spermicidal Lollipop?” A friend of mine is in a band, and I keep trying to get them to use this for the title of their demo. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765.md?page=3)