# I have to change my screenname - suggestions?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 9, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765 "2001-07-09T01:54:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/61 "2001-07-13T09:53:49Z")

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Sixty if you pick **Undulating Tramp**.

Hah! Outbid yer ass, I did!

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/62 "2001-07-13T14:21:00Z")

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SPOOFE: What does one get with SPOOFE points?

C’mon. We’re not choosing AOL user names here. Therefore, I vote for Undulating Tramp.

Robin

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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/63 "2001-07-13T17:52:14Z")

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There is a haute dining establishment on _The Simpsons_ known as **Ugli** , if you want a new name similar to the old one.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/64 "2001-07-13T22:27:02Z")

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**uglybtch** isn’t ok? After the long careers of **PurpleCrackWhore** and **Myndephuquer** on this MB, I’m a bit surprised. I’m not sure it’s the “btch” itself. Maybe it’s the “ugly”–or the combination of the two.

Of what has gone before, I’ll second these suggestions:  
**Cognitive Dissidents**  
**Malodorous Wench**  
**Bugly Itch**  
**Anti-Helen**  
**Discarded Underwear**  
**QueenOfTheHarpies**  
**Britney’s Left Nipple**  
**Snuh!**  
**Lickity-Doo-Dah**  
\*\*Velveeta Underground \*\*  
**Cinco de Mayonnaise**  
**Elviscerator**  
**Ugli**

These are also reasonable:  
**Spermicidal Lollipop**  
**Steal This Screen Name!**  
**Mmm… Leprosy…**  
**Scabby Monkey**  
**Smells Like Ham**  
**Sweaty**  
**Banshee**  
**Undulating Tramp**  
**Black Elk’s Silence**

My own suggestions include the simply oddball:  
**Ultrapessimist** (seems to fit you)  
**Schnee!** (German for snow, actually. I was screaming this while tramping through foot-deep stuff one day)  
**I want candy**

or variations on a theme:  
**oogie** (sort of a variation of “ugly”)  
**oogydog** (an acceptable form of your name?)  
**Angry Bitch** (Will it work if we take out “ugly”?)  
**B.I.T.C.H.**  
**Ugly Monkey** (or if we take out “bitch”?)

or various ugly bitches:  
**SLAG** (it’s a contraction ;))  
**Grendel’s mama** (from _Beowulf_, not Matt Wagner)  
**Auntie Griselda** (from a Monkees song)  
**Auntie Mayhem** (actually, I think this was a character in _Not Brand Ecch_, but that’s not really why you should use it)

And two I think are really cool:  
**Fear of an Ugly Planet**  
**Kicked in the Face by the Gods**

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**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/65 "2001-07-14T02:09:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by foolsguinea \*  
> \*\ ***uglybtch** isn’t ok? After the long careers of **PurpleCrackWhore** and **Myndephuquer** on this MB, I’m a bit surprised. \*\*

Well then phuque it, I’m going with uglybeech.

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> \*\*  
> I’m not sure it’s the “btch” itself. Maybe it’s the “ugly”–or the combination of the two.\*\*

yeah, think so. i think if it were something like beautifulbtch or ironbtch, etc it’d have passed. we’ll never know tho.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/66 "2001-07-14T22:14:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by uglybeech \*  
> Well then phuque it, I’m going with uglybeech.

Cool.  
What’s really funny is, I logged in today, and on the IMHO menu, it said the last post to this thread was by “uglybtch”–then I opened it and found “uglybeech” in the thread itself. How weird.

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**Author:** ![Pessor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pessor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pessor)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-change-my-screenname-suggestions/71765/67 "2001-07-15T01:55:30Z")

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Homely Bitch?

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