# I have to pee, but there's no place to go, no wait... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150 "2012-03-29T13:36:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/1 "2012-03-29T13:36:36Z")
I can now buy [My Pee Pee Bottle.](http://www.mypeepeebottle.com/) I can’t tell if this is a parody site or not, but if not WTF? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/2 "2012-03-29T14:32:57Z")
It’s nothing more than a frakin’ plastic water bottle, and they are charging $9.99 for it. For $12.99 they’ll put your kid’s name on it. Can you imagine your child proudly showing her pink(or his blue) bottle of piss to friends and strangers and saying, “Look at my pee pee!”? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/3 "2012-03-29T14:39:30Z")
Not as cute, but… [Travel John](http://www.sportys.com/PilotShop/product/13089), packet of three, $6.99, turns urine into gel. [Little John](http://www.sportys.com/pilotshop/product/13087), $8.50, your basic plastic quart-sized jug, shaped for ease of use. The [Lady J Adapter](http://www.sportys.com/pilotshop/product/13088) ($6.99) makes it usable by females. The first product would be better for children, I think, since it gels and prevents spilling. But it doesn’t come in pink. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/4 "2012-03-29T14:41:29Z")
Is the bottle BPA-free? I don’t want BPA in my PP. ---
**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/5 "2012-03-29T15:35:15Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Not as cute, but… > > [Travel John](http://www.sportys.com/PilotShop/product/13089), packet of three, $6.99, turns urine into gel. > > [Little John](http://www.sportys.com/pilotshop/product/13087), $8.50, your basic plastic quart-sized jug, shaped for ease of use. The [Lady J Adapter](http://www.sportys.com/pilotshop/product/13088) ($6.99) makes it usable by females. > > The first product would be better for children, I think, since it gels and prevents spilling. But it doesn’t come in pink. So the Lady J Adapter is really just a **F** emale **U** rine **C** ollection **K** it? ETA: I’m not a ten-year-old but sometimes I think like one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/6 "2012-03-29T15:55:36Z")
Another thread about **female** problems? 😃 There’s corners and walls and bushes everywhere I look! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/7 "2012-03-30T16:12:56Z")
> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#): > > Is the bottle BPA-free? I don’t want BPA in my PP. That got me wondering what would happen if I used one as a water bottle. I wonder if anyone would notice. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/8 "2012-03-30T16:17:18Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > The [Lady J Adapter](http://www.sportys.com/pilotshop/product/13088) ($6.99) makes it usable by females. Looking for a gift for that special lady in your life? > [@](#): > > Professionally wrapped in navy blue paper with brilliant white ribbon and a personalized card. Please allow 1 extra day for processing gift wrapped orders. Gift Message: A note that will be included with the package. ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/9 "2012-03-30T23:06:20Z")
Teaching little ones to make[trucker bombs](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trucker%20bomb)😃 ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/10 "2012-03-30T23:47:45Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > That got me wondering what would happen if I used one as a water bottle. I wonder if anyone would notice. Nah, you should fill it with apple juice, then you’ll really turn heads. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee-but-theres-no-place-to-go-no-wait/617150/11 "2012-03-31T00:04:22Z")
Getting stuck in the middle of nowhere in a tv transmission truck means we tend to collect containers for this purpose. One coworker, now retired, liked to use Veryfine Apple Juice bottles, and leave them in trashcans for the homeless to find…